Feeling a little big, could be a lot bigger tho

Balls so heavy they give you lower back pain having to lug them around everywhere for both you and whoever else is helping carry them

It's been a hot minute, but this is starting to happen to the new uniforms now as well. Gnoll balls too damn big

God damn.... I shot so hard it got into my beard..... Again... I guess I needed that. Now I can hopefully get to sleep.

I'm tired, I'm scared, I'm weak, I don't want to be here anymore. I just want this age of stupid to be done and over with.

"Oops"

Last night I felt like fooling around and tried on a normal condom, it felt very snug... Maybe I should try a magnum next and see if that fits better...?

A nice birthday gift i got for my birthday alst year featuring and made by @clumsy21.bsky.social

I'm drunk and wishing I could kiss some of my friends tbh

Feeling really frustrated with myself tonight... There's all these things I want to do and become and yet I'm holding myself back all the time. I hate how everything has to be pretty much perfect to get me to even do anything... I guess that's something I'll work on in the new year.

Favorite Plushie 🐻🐗

Gift animation for @trashtar.bsky.social

Same tho

Only going to make things tighter

Mmmff.... Bit of a tight fit...

Why can't I be more like the person who I pretend do be online?

Feeling like a idiot that's getting let behind. I'll never be a real fucking technician at this point, just a stupid fucking mechanic that will only ever be good at changing brakes and tires. God this fucking sucks man....

Guh.... The mirror and uniform make me look bigger then I feel

If you're in Ohio bluesky needs age verification to look at adult content

.... Ah fuck, I forgot Ohio is a bunch of assholes and I can't look at porn for a week.... Laaaaaaame

Ayyyy... Got some goodies before I left for my work trip. God damn did they send me a ton of free extra shit

I would be dragging them around at that point. Might even need to get a kart

Holy shit my balls feel so heavy right now... I should do this more

he's heavy... in a good way

I need to get me some insolated underwear, I'm tired of my junk feeling like a damn parking garage.

Huge body goals

Oh, right, it's also #gnollvember

Past Art by @deadanthro.bsky.social

Feeling big tonight. Might try for 2 two hour sessions on my day off. We'll see what happens.