lighting skewers on fire with the gas stove to the smoke is a unique feeling

nah your childhood was lit as fuck if you remember playing with these 😂👇

ong broheim

I was a part of an elite catholic child spec-ops team known internally at the vatican as 'The Unmolestables'

bro I need to flatten myself Like😅 riiiiight about now bro.. 😅 do you think you could help a brotha out? Just one time bro I swear i swear

😱😱😱CHINA WILL END IN 48 HOURS 🚨🚨🚨🚨 LANDMARK FOREIGN POLICY CHANGES ENACTED TODAY WILL CAUSE CHINA TO DISSOLVE INTO THE GREATER ASIAN REPUBLIC 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 XI'S PLAN HAS FINALLY COME. 😱😱😱

ur head exploding like a watermelon: 690000k engagement surplus

this one wasnt even a joke or nothing we found out dude's valor was stolen and that he had a forged MIT Degree and kicked him out

im im enourmous pain

let it be known i would use harsher language if i didnt want to lose my account already

the beauty of this website so far is that I can call chuck wendig "an incompetent, insolent moron" and almost ensure he sees it

صباح الفراولة

my flatmate broke his fucking arm while arm wrestling so every like 10 minutes i hear him screaming in pain because he tried to open the fridge with his arm

My two twin best friends are having a staring contest 😀 ❤

probably sucks to be a O.G blueskychud and seeing every post be about elon musk today but twitter is probably going down the drain this month so

play peak slop ROR2

i eat chumps like you for beakfast