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Every AI commercial is like "Hey AI, what goes good on a sandwich?" and then the AI is like "Have you considered... cheese?" And then the narrator is like: THE FUTURE IS HERE.

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Salute to an all-time tweet

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No they’re not, they’re going abroad to sexually exploit vulnerable women and girls in countries that have loose laws on consent, marriage, and women’s rights. Fuck off with that headline.

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Please help Amir's family survive Israel's genocide, which has left them homeless, starving, & under attack. His father urgently needs surgery for a shrapnel injury:

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#Caturday

Gustav in the Garden

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A brown and black bunny sits inside on a carpet under a open dark umbrella.

A brown and black bunny sits inside on a carpet under a open dark umbrella.

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LA! These kitties’ human passed away, and they need a new home! Please help them find one! Spread the word!

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gente, gatinho da amiga de uma amiga desapareceu na zona oeste de são paulo. agradeço se puderem dar aquele rt pra fortalecer!

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tweet from "@cigarettesummer": Whiskey and a notepad, cheaper than therapy and it actually works. [It's a picture of Donald Draper who, in the episode in question, kept his employee so late on her birthday that her boyfriend dumped her before drinking so much he pukes and then gets his ass kicked by a former colleague all while avoiding reaching out to talk to his closest friend on her last day alive.]

tweet from "@cigarettesummer": Whiskey and a notepad, cheaper than therapy and it actually works. [It's a picture of Donald Draper who, in the episode in question, kept his employee so late on her birthday that her boyfriend dumped her before drinking so much he pukes and then gets his ass kicked by a former colleague all while avoiding reaching out to talk to his closest friend on her last day alive.]

pictured: the most in need of therapy guy to have ever lived

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painting, on a road in the middle of the forest at night a skeleton in black clothes holds a strawberry shortcake being followed by a ghost, a capybara and a cat

painting, on a road in the middle of the forest at night a skeleton in black clothes holds a strawberry shortcake being followed by a ghost, a capybara and a cat

a homemade strawberry cake

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"bluesky will never be twitter" that's because bluesky is tumblr, idiot

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painting of a mother duck with her 3 little ones all wearing hats

painting of a mother duck with her 3 little ones all wearing hats

mommy and her babies

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painting of a giant anteater running in a floral forest

painting of a giant anteater running in a floral forest

giant anteater

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Lola (1961) 🩷

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Her husband is a double amputee in ICE prison. She confronted Kristi Noem over its cruel conditions: ‘I have a fire inside’ Mildred Danis-Taylor dropped everything to advocate for the release of her husband, Rodney Taylor. A brutal year of legal and health challenges led her to Capitol Hill

ICE has kept a disabled double amputee prisoner for over 14 months.

Rodney Taylor has been denied access to his prosthetic legs.

Forced to crawl across dirty floors to access food.

Placed in solitary.

Denied medical accommodations.

They’re killing him & he needs the community to make noise!

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painting of an old hotel being invaded by a wave full of running capybaras

painting of an old hotel being invaded by a wave full of running capybaras

Hotel

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painting of a white cat with a beret smoking a cigarette pointing to a blackboard showing evidence of aliens abducting capybaras, on his desk there is a pack of cigarettes, a magnifying glass with a cat's ear and a milk carton showing capybaras as missing

painting of a white cat with a beret smoking a cigarette pointing to a blackboard showing evidence of aliens abducting capybaras, on his desk there is a pack of cigarettes, a magnifying glass with a cat's ear and a milk carton showing capybaras as missing

Detective cat is afraid of nothing

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Cristall Harper (American, b.1980)
"Snugbug," 2026
Oil

1 month ago 215 29 4 1

Esse post vai me assombrar pelo resto da minha vida

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Filhote de cão branco com manchas marrons usando um lacinho amarelo com bolinhas

Filhote de cão branco com manchas marrons usando um lacinho amarelo com bolinhas

Filhote branco com manchas marrons na cabeça, usando lacinho dourado claro.

Filhote branco com manchas marrons na cabeça, usando lacinho dourado claro.

Cãozinho branco com manchas marrom-escuras e lacinho bege

Cãozinho branco com manchas marrom-escuras e lacinho bege

Cãozinho branco com a cabeça marrom. Usa lacinho amarelo claro no pescoço.

Cãozinho branco com a cabeça marrom. Usa lacinho amarelo claro no pescoço.

CADÊ A MINHA GALERA DO ESPÍRITO SANTO????? ⚠️
Pessoal, adoção responsável de cãezinhos.
Esses nenês já estão com 45 dias e devidamente vermifugados. É a sua chance de ter um filhotinho pra te dar muito amor.
Interessados, por favor me chama na dm.
RT pra ajudar. Obrigada! ❤️

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a raccoon standing in an aisle at the library

a raccoon standing in an aisle at the library

what is he doing here? he can’t even read

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Boardwalk Times @ D23
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Pixar CCO Pete Docter asked Hayao Miyazaki,
"When do you make changes for you and when do you make changes for the audience?" during the INSIDE OUT 2 press tour.
Miyazaki replied, "I never think about the audience."
#D23

Two separate photos of Pete Docter and Hayao Miyazaki, respectively.

Boardwalk Times @ D23 @BoardwalkTimes Pixar CCO Pete Docter asked Hayao Miyazaki, "When do you make changes for you and when do you make changes for the audience?" during the INSIDE OUT 2 press tour. Miyazaki replied, "I never think about the audience." #D23 Two separate photos of Pete Docter and Hayao Miyazaki, respectively.

thinking about the time Hayao Miyazaki bodied Pete Docter and Pixar

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70% dos brasileiros acreditam que homens estão sendo exigidos demais para apoiar a igualdade com mulheres, aponta estudo - BBC News Brasil Pesquisa mostra ainda que 43% dos brasileiros acreditam que a promoção da igualdade das mulheres foi tão longe a ponto de homens serem hoje discriminados.

"A pesquisa mostra ainda que 43% dos brasileiros acreditam que a promoção da igualdade das mulheres foi tão longe a ponto de homens serem hoje discriminados. Essa opinião é mais comum entre homens (50%), mas uma parcela relevante das mulheres (36%) compartilha dela."

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Oona Ode

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Você piscou e Ricardinho Nunes já tomou no cu: O MP abriu inquérito civil e deu 10 dias pra explicarem o porquê do fechamento.

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some shelley duval studies!

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