Every AI commercial is like "Hey AI, what goes good on a sandwich?" and then the AI is like "Have you considered... cheese?" And then the narrator is like: THE FUTURE IS HERE.
Posts by Maria
Salute to an all-time tweet
No they’re not, they’re going abroad to sexually exploit vulnerable women and girls in countries that have loose laws on consent, marriage, and women’s rights. Fuck off with that headline.
Please help Amir's family survive Israel's genocide, which has left them homeless, starving, & under attack. His father urgently needs surgery for a shrapnel injury:
#Caturday
Gustav in the Garden
A brown and black bunny sits inside on a carpet under a open dark umbrella.
LA! These kitties’ human passed away, and they need a new home! Please help them find one! Spread the word!
GATO DESAPARECIDO! MACHO, PRETO, OLHOS AMARELOS, PELO COMPRIDO, MANCHA FOSCA NO OLHO ESQUERDO, ATENDE POR "GATO" DESAPARECIDO NA AV. GIÓIA MARTINS JD. MONTE KEMEL EM 14/04/26 OFEREÇO RECOMPENSA (11) 99784-3303 NINA OLIVEIRA
gente, gatinho da amiga de uma amiga desapareceu na zona oeste de são paulo. agradeço se puderem dar aquele rt pra fortalecer!
tweet from "@cigarettesummer": Whiskey and a notepad, cheaper than therapy and it actually works. [It's a picture of Donald Draper who, in the episode in question, kept his employee so late on her birthday that her boyfriend dumped her before drinking so much he pukes and then gets his ass kicked by a former colleague all while avoiding reaching out to talk to his closest friend on her last day alive.]
pictured: the most in need of therapy guy to have ever lived
painting, on a road in the middle of the forest at night a skeleton in black clothes holds a strawberry shortcake being followed by a ghost, a capybara and a cat
a homemade strawberry cake
"bluesky will never be twitter" that's because bluesky is tumblr, idiot
painting of a mother duck with her 3 little ones all wearing hats
mommy and her babies
painting of a giant anteater running in a floral forest
giant anteater
Lola (1961) 🩷
ICE has kept a disabled double amputee prisoner for over 14 months.
Rodney Taylor has been denied access to his prosthetic legs.
Forced to crawl across dirty floors to access food.
Placed in solitary.
Denied medical accommodations.
They’re killing him & he needs the community to make noise!
painting of an old hotel being invaded by a wave full of running capybaras
Hotel
painting of a white cat with a beret smoking a cigarette pointing to a blackboard showing evidence of aliens abducting capybaras, on his desk there is a pack of cigarettes, a magnifying glass with a cat's ear and a milk carton showing capybaras as missing
Detective cat is afraid of nothing
Cristall Harper (American, b.1980)
"Snugbug," 2026
Oil
Esse post vai me assombrar pelo resto da minha vida
Filhote de cão branco com manchas marrons usando um lacinho amarelo com bolinhas
Filhote branco com manchas marrons na cabeça, usando lacinho dourado claro.
Cãozinho branco com manchas marrom-escuras e lacinho bege
Cãozinho branco com a cabeça marrom. Usa lacinho amarelo claro no pescoço.
CADÊ A MINHA GALERA DO ESPÍRITO SANTO????? ⚠️
Pessoal, adoção responsável de cãezinhos.
Esses nenês já estão com 45 dias e devidamente vermifugados. É a sua chance de ter um filhotinho pra te dar muito amor.
Interessados, por favor me chama na dm.
RT pra ajudar. Obrigada! ❤️
a raccoon standing in an aisle at the library
what is he doing here? he can’t even read
Boardwalk Times @ D23 @BoardwalkTimes Pixar CCO Pete Docter asked Hayao Miyazaki, "When do you make changes for you and when do you make changes for the audience?" during the INSIDE OUT 2 press tour. Miyazaki replied, "I never think about the audience." #D23 Two separate photos of Pete Docter and Hayao Miyazaki, respectively.
thinking about the time Hayao Miyazaki bodied Pete Docter and Pixar
"A pesquisa mostra ainda que 43% dos brasileiros acreditam que a promoção da igualdade das mulheres foi tão longe a ponto de homens serem hoje discriminados. Essa opinião é mais comum entre homens (50%), mas uma parcela relevante das mulheres (36%) compartilha dela."
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Oona Ode
Você piscou e Ricardinho Nunes já tomou no cu: O MP abriu inquérito civil e deu 10 dias pra explicarem o porquê do fechamento.
some shelley duval studies!