Oh me? simply getting through life by being pure of heart

Erika Kirk’s mom: isn’t she beautiful? I’m going to name her kkk

Baby name doctor: oh no you mustn’t. Why don’t you add eriair to that and maybe a space somewhere. Wherever you choose

I hold the Guinness World Record for Most GoGet Vehicles Reversed Into A Pole

this is legitimately the funniest thing i have ever seen

Every gen alpha in Coles.

just realised I don't know how to keep myself alive. It's all been a fluke til this point

Right. when's the under 25s social media ban

Being cast on Big Brother or as I call it, going to Self Esteem Camp #BBAU

THIS EPISODE HAS EVERYTHING
#BBAU

Is it fucking sweeps week on #BBAAU

Scissor Sisters are to gay people what The White Stripes are to straight people

Big Brother or as I like to call it: The House That Fucks With You #BBAU

holly is Australia's Madison Beer, in the sense that she is mean-hot in an Australian way but Madison Beer is mean-hot in an American way #BBAU

If The Truman Show was real all the extras would be bisexual since they're so good at improv

Is there an app that lets you simultaneously to Bluesky and the other one yet

The porn on here is so much worse than the porn on Twitter you freaks need to step it up

This is the stupidest I think it has ever felt to just be going to work every day

Moving?! For how long

Am I the first to say Selma Blair looks like Isabella Rossalini took The Substance

Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off

Nary a creative lyric in this musical so far

Remake Hairspray with Anna Faris in the Brittany Snow role, and Michelle Visage in the Michelle Pfeiffer role. Everyone else sock puppets

Kirsten Dunst should've had Kristen Bell's career

The writer of Anyone But You gave Better Man one star on letterboxd just so you know

It's about time

Banking lots of my future plans on one day receiving an email from my real estate intended for the landlord and using it as leverage

Do I need to migrate to this app. I'm all for taking a stand against fascism but not at the cost of missing out on twitter storylines

The L in LGBT stands for Lenton