The wafting clouds of weed on the street early in the morning…

😍

On a serious-er level…what the fuck man?
I’m so glad I love tits…and pasta sauce too. He’s missing out on a complete lady and the tramp moment…and with cleavage 🤩

two men are standing next to each other in a living room . one of the men is wearing a hoodie . ALT: two men are standing next to each other in a living room . one of the men is wearing a hoodie .

😬

Come on…get in the shower.
Promise you’ll get wet.

Hotel check-in complete.
De-pant.
Relax.
Gym.

Then…

🤍 when chewsday cums 🤍

🤔 that’s bullshit.

I know what I’d say 😈

😬
Old fashioned clothes pins..not just for nipples 😉

Laundry.
Iron.
Pack.

West coast, please be dry this time.

So many happy wee bubbles…and rightfully so 🫧 🤍 🫧

It’s all my fault and I’ll take all the blame.

I took the patio furniture out.

It started snowing.

So Damn Good!!

Dinner with friends tonight.

Come shower with me and let’s get ready for a night out 🥂

Wonderful news.
I am no longer required to serve for jury duty next week.
They were probably guilty anyways.

Spring has sprung ❤️💛

Free refills ☕️

When someone asks your age and then immediately asks what year you were born in there’s two things I question… Did they not believe you? Or do they just like checking math?

I’m going to blow my whistle (motions you over) and you’re in my book.

🤍Dressed🤍Impressed🤍

Maybe a date between all three…

Monday deserves a good break.

mmmmmmmmade mmmmmy mmmmmmmmmmmmmmonday.

A great workout.
A very long shower.
Sleep will be so sweet.

Rest well bitches.

Motivation comes in many moans…

💚🖤💚

Do not downplay this urgency 😈

😜

Eager. I like this attitude.

Watched it long enough that my head started shaking in rhythm… ♥️🙂‍↔️♥️

Dinner with friends from elementary school tonight.
👶🏼➡️👴🏼

Ya, that long.