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One of my thoughts on 4/20 is that the general cultural mode of a guy who likes drugs has moved from a kind of hippy let’s all get along sort of guy to a “I am better than you because I do drugs and have become the ubermensch” sort of guy and it’s been a pretty big catastrophe for the human race

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a jellyfish-looking cloud formation getting its brains blown out while a set of hands seems to be spreading something attached to a set of feet below

a jellyfish-looking cloud formation getting its brains blown out while a set of hands seems to be spreading something attached to a set of feet below

your sex killed this jellyfish

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He inspired one of my all time favorite Letterboxd reviews, by our pal @bransonreese.bsky.social bsky.app/profile/bren...

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When I forget I was cursed with instant testicular torsion after vocalizing numbers of memetic significance

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Yeah it's such a beautiful mess, like F-Zero but even crazier

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1. "Wow isn't it amazing that wizard transporting us into those books so we can learn about the joy of reading and the power of imagination?"
2. "I keep telling you my bookisn't as cool as yours" "So it seems the Pawford estate may pass down to that wretched con Tailton unless Miss Mousewood finds a suitable match soon. Care to opine on that?" "I don't know man. Hey has gay sex been invented yet or do I have to do that myself"

1. "Wow isn't it amazing that wizard transporting us into those books so we can learn about the joy of reading and the power of imagination?" 2. "I keep telling you my bookisn't as cool as yours" "So it seems the Pawford estate may pass down to that wretched con Tailton unless Miss Mousewood finds a suitable match soon. Care to opine on that?" "I don't know man. Hey has gay sex been invented yet or do I have to do that myself"

made a comic about being pagemastered. you see the movie and think magic libraries are all fun and games but it really depends

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Emil Nolde (1867-1956), Woman with red head covering (Frau mit roter Kopfbedeckung), Watercolor on paper, 18 ¾ x 13 ½ inches (47.5 x 34.3 cm.)

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i tried

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Kinda want to go on a camping trip with friends sometime tbh, tho I've never really gone camping before aside from going to my cabin.

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If those admins could load this post, they'd be very upset

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a person is petting a hyena 's head while standing on a dirt road . ALT: a person is petting a hyena 's head while standing on a dirt road .
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Tbh I kinda miss being more active on here and twitter and interacting with moots. I've been more active with discord groups, but there's a lot of people not on there that I still miss.

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Also also favorite pics i’ve taken lately and doodles

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The next one should be Godzilla Divided by Zero

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Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 10, Episode 2

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 10, Episode 2

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Same

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self portrait

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Screenshot of Elmo next to his pet's fishbowl in Elmo's World. The subtitles say "We. Dorothy's been thinking abou and down to what’s her daughter."

Screenshot of Elmo next to his pet's fishbowl in Elmo's World. The subtitles say "We. Dorothy's been thinking abou and down to what’s her daughter."

four birds in a cartoon from Sesame Street, with the caption reading "Oh, shit"

four birds in a cartoon from Sesame Street, with the caption reading "Oh, shit"

Another Sesame Street cartoon saying "Oh shit"

Another Sesame Street cartoon saying "Oh shit"

Screenshot of Big Bird in Hooper’s Store with live human Alan and a flying red bird. The subtitles read: "Time for the birth of terror. Me"

Screenshot of Big Bird in Hooper’s Store with live human Alan and a flying red bird. The subtitles read: "Time for the birth of terror. Me"

Do not watch Sesame Street on Tubi with the subtitles on 😭. I swear, I didn't edit or add anything. Is it hilarious? Yes, but also, they need to fix this immediately. Absolutely incomprehensible and bad

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"I am manic."

11x14 acrylics on canvas board

Fuck bipolar.

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a cartoon character is standing in front of a red door with a peace sign hanging on it . ALT: a cartoon character is standing in front of a red door with a peace sign hanging on it .

I love you people in the replies. 5-6 years down the line, your Gen Alpha friend is gonna show you Blorbo, the hot new cartoon that's actually about trauma?!? Its appeal will be obvious, but also somehow inscrutable to you. You will feel the warm and beautiful sense of cultural isolation I feel.

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Im in a problematic age gap relationship where we're both 36 years old but she watches The Amazing Digital Circus

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squeezewax

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Holographic sticker, a representation of Biblically Accurate Alf, from Redbubble on the rear window of a dusty AF car.

Holographic sticker, a representation of Biblically Accurate Alf, from Redbubble on the rear window of a dusty AF car.

@faineg.bsky.social He protec. 😁🪽

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Big day for KoTH fans

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Acrylic marker illustration of a tiny white bunny sitting on top of a huge red tulip, surrounded by more tulips. There’s a blue sky with a fluffy cloud behind them.

Acrylic marker illustration of a tiny white bunny sitting on top of a huge red tulip, surrounded by more tulips. There’s a blue sky with a fluffy cloud behind them.

a tiny little bunny in giant tulip land🌷

#art #traditionalart #cuteart

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Pencil Style Portrait slots are open!
RT's are greatly appreciated ❤️
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#Furry #FurryArtwork #Art

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you do not have to hand it to tucker carlson or marjorie taylor greene or alex jones or megyn kelly. they're all rats who see trump as a sinking ship and they're getting ready to jump in preparation for their next act. you do not have to fall for it.

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A blonde, anthro dog lady strikes a pose in a red jacket and black hat.

A blonde, anthro dog lady strikes a pose in a red jacket and black hat.

louise strikin' a pose

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