I am so god Danm maternal about this fucking stop motion murder machine

He needs a warm cuddle

Ok show idea

The bachorette but it’s a bunch of lesbians all competeing for the attention of a mean women older enough to be their mother

Call me abc or cbs or who whoever makes the bachelor

And also I wanna be a contestant

Omni man looks like a chubby baby in his new outfit

Yooooo

Puppy girls 69ing? Call that dog eat dog!

Ya know I looked up if anyone had made this joke before, because it seemed like an obvious joke and I was really surprised I couldn’t find it

Girl don’t you think you’re negative attitude is creating a self fulfilling prophecy, if you don’t feel good about yourself ya not gonna feel good period

Ohhhh her gf is a seal because she eats her

I always am

Watching the Pitt with me must the worst because I scream everytime Dana is on screen I scream that she should have gay sex

cant really think of many things more lame than vaping. smoke some real shit or dont, you don't need that juice in your lungs

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Bustin YouTube video by Neil Cicierega

Gonna start posting this whenever I cum so y’all can stay updated

youtu.be/0tdyU_gW6WE?...

I am the fag that a duo of older women shares on their lunch break….. fag like ciggerate but also fag like me, Does that scan?

Dreamworks movies are just about people who hates animals with a terrible gleeful passion

Yeesh… watching the Pitt is as stressful as working in a hospital according to me (someone who has never worked in a hospital), so if you think about I’m braver and better then a doctor because I don’t even get paid for it

The philosophical imagery of a cucked man murdering a bee with his girlfriend’s detachable shower head

I was gonna stick this on my dick to Gague if y’all liked hat but I’m super hungry so no dough and nut for yall until someone buys me donuts again

Folks keep asking if my foreskin is ok... I tell em "it's all good in the hood"

@hollowtones.bsky.social my and me fiance are high as shit and we love you, YOUR MY FAVOURITE VA EVER (sorry I’m dyslexic and fucked it up last time)

Yakuza 2 was very racist buuuttt that ending… I feel the testosterone oozing out of my television

Trans women chubby and pale in nothing but white panties with bush crawling over the top of them.

Lore accurate Ripley cosplay.

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My boobs tell the future but only if they get smooched. I see you eating a delicous orange

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Ciggerate is like penis, because if you suck enough it becomes tiny again

That’s true

The tentacles yearn for the sea

That’s kinda fun, I learned a new thing atleast

picture of Icarus’s butt that is dripping water from being freshly washed in the shower.

Kiss my ass 😘

I watched crime 101 and Halley berry it so hot in it, I was clawing in my boyfriend to control myself. Halley berry if you see this post I promise I’m normal, I’m so normal and aloof and you can stab me if you want