Happy Valentines Day!

Um it’s not arm and hammer. It’s clearly A□Oa чщяA.

Poor guy couldn’t resist a funny UPC…
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#boobs

What’s the etiquette here?
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#fliptheipad #tipping

Mine is crying on park benches.

Hear ye hear ye.
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#squidgame #spoilers #netflix

I’m fun to work with OK?

No no. I MUCH prefer “Sweaty.”

That kicky leg thing that dogs do after pooping.
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#kickylegs #dogs #pooping

How is the leg so long… where do they keep all that leg when it’s not ass licking time…

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Check out @njcreepshow.bsky.social too. Everyone who doesn’t follow him is a dirty stinkin jagaloon.

This reminds me of Georges Seurat’s 1884 masterpiece, “A Sunday on La Grande Jatte”.

It was worth a shot…

#dinosaurs #baseball

Yer tellin me I can shitpost on here without including a photo?

Your joints creaking yet?
#gettingold #throwbacks #gamer

Instructions unclear...

Any other trash boys on here?

How I look to gen Z

Then in the name of the garlic, the cheese, and the savory, spicy spirit... I pronounce you husbandujandujwife.

Rocking the upscale kilt. Hell yeah 🙌

Nduja take ndis ndwoman to be your lawfully ndwedded ndwife

I like to sculpt these into little people and animals and give them to people. They know it's a used cheese wrapper but they can't say no because I've clearly put time into the gift.

Some photos I took of Fred Wurst and the Insane Blown (Glass) Posse

It's me, your old pal Mooseylips. Napping with your dog, breathing in your face, the usual.