This thing still on?

My job sucks but Breaking Bad doesn't.

Swarley

LOL The Cowboys

Great game

Watching football with my dog. Few things are better.

What a start to the NFL season

If they survive bankruptcy (again) this needs to be their new tagline.

Football starts tomorrow. It's about time.

LOL Fuck the Astros

Both my wife and dog are snoring

Oddly peaceful

Things I would recommend:

Get high. Cook food.

Things I would not recommend:

Get high. Watch 'Smile 2'

Unsettling as fuck.

Why do I even bother watching the Yankees? This is a brutal stretch. Yikes.

And now everyone will be talking about the new Taylor Swift album announcement for the rest of the week.

Good. I needed to reduce my screen time anyway.

Oh hey hi there this is still here

The new season of 'Its Always Sunny' is the best season in years.

So glad I came to work and we opened an hour early for all zero of the customers we had that first hour.

Corporate retail sucks.

I love John Stewart

I got high and mowed my front lawn today. It was actually enjoyable and my lawn looks great.

Cooking a new dish tonight. My house smells like Cajun food. These are the kind of off days I need.

I need to write in my journal more.

Hello again.

Joey Chestnut is exactly who we need right now.

You know it's gonna be a good day at work when the music playlist of the same 20 songs stops playing.

☮️

Got 6 free boneless wings. Thanks, Uber Eats.

Drove over three hours non-stop and had minimal leg pain.

Feels good, man

Road trip to Texas, now boarding....

'Will and Grace' was so far ahead of its time.

What an incredibly funny and thoughtful show.

R TRUTH. RON KILLINGS.

OH MY GOD.