I read this in her voice

a cartoon character wearing a blue hoodie is standing in front of a fire . ALT: a cartoon character wearing a blue hoodie is standing in front of a fire .

"Beryl will be so pleased"

i do have a praise report tho!

my mother is no longer a tyler perry fan.

and it has nothing to do with the gay shit either. she says it's because "none of it makes sense."

and for that, i am a proud son today.

Me watching every “@“ thread that’s ever existed on this app.

2.5 mutuals

Post a character that starts with the letter I (First or Last)

Iris West-Allen

I still get really excited when my friends invite me to things. Wild that people still want to include me on purpose.

God Given Name

I promise I'm not high!
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I Know

How could you deny me so vehemently?
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Run that back 😂

I lose an aunt or uncle like every other year. It's ridiculous.

“Beep Me 911” is one of the best songs ever!

There's a nudist festival in Charlotte next month but I don't think I'll be able to make it 😕

being an adult.

Destin Conrad is so fucking unserious

"What is up with Phaedra? All she do is giggle." K is making all her observations known and I'm tickled. #RHOA

And you just as bad! 😂

Just like you can be in love with someone romantically, I do believe you can also be in love with someone platonically. Your hearts melts just the same seeing them in your eyesight, never wanting them to let go.

"I don't know if she's serious, if she's throwing shade or if she's just dumb" 😩 #RHOA S17:E3

Did you smoke today?

Have you yet put something on your stomach?

That Amazon unit

I need her to drag Ava like that quarterly to keep her on her toes

Sometimes I'll mash bananas and mix it with yogurt, peanut butter and dark chocolate chips for an ice cream substitute.

Good morning to the people who love a good cheeseburger at Sonic

Hearing birds chirp in the morning is some of the best music to exist.

Bout time you watched Crooklyn