̶D̶r̶a̶w̶ Feed me like one of your French girls...

I dare you to say no to this face.

Us wolverines are tough as hell, but so are you.

I believe in you.

Gulos are seen by many Native cultures as trickster gods!

Which is why we don't celebrate April Fool's Day. True gods of deception and subterfuge need no holiday to practice their craft.

Wolverines absolutely love trees. And what's not to love? They smell nice, sometimes other food is climbing them, and we just look so good while climbing them!

I accidentally posted AI a while back, and am now statutorily obligated to apologize for my failure to uphold the rules ratified within the Generative Use Labor Opposition Summit (GULOS) of 1874.

Please let me know if you ever suspect a post of mine is AI and I will personally eat it.

I appreciate you looking into this, as I don't always catch these things myself. Between you and another who has mentioned it, I'll be taking this down soon!

Wolverine babies are called kits! They're usually born January through April, with the average litter being 2-3 kits. They're born mostly white, around 80 grams and 12cm from head to rump!

Fun fact: Wolverines actually exist simultaneously in two realms; the greater universe, and the mirror dimension.

We're assholes in both, though. There's really no difference.

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Oh, hey! I didn't see you come in! You're probably wondering how I wound up halfway up a tree.

It all started when I got caught trying to destabilize the government by breaking into the department of defense and stealing classified documents on an international conspiracy...

Happy late Valentines day from #WolverineWednesday

Wolverines are just a bunch of tree huggers

It's been snowing a lot here in Alaska lately, but us Wolverines are well-equipped for it! We have dense, oily fur that repels water and insulates from the cold, wide paws that act like snowshoes, and strong jaws and teeth to tear up frozen carrion even wolves don't want to eat!

Would you pet their tummy?

Here at Wolverine Wednesday, we strive for transparency, honesty, and integrity. We want you to trust us when we say "Pet our bellies, we won't eat your hand!"

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Wolverines are playful and competitive, often sparring with their siblings for enrichment and training purposes

Wolverines can be gentle just as much as anyone else

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Did you know that Wolverines are genetically predisposed to being extremely photogenic and looking absolutely stunning?

˙sɹǝqɯılɔ ǝǝɹʇ pǝuosɐǝs llıʇs ǝɹɐ sǝuıɹǝʌloM 'uǝʇɹɐW ǝuıԀ ʎǝlıʍ ǝɥʇ sɐ ʇdǝpɐ sɐ ǝʇınb ʇou ǝlıɥM

POV: Looking down the barrel of a Gulo cannon

Y'all can go out and party tonight if you want. This Gulo's gonna cozy up at home and chomp on some weiners

After scavenging carcasses, fending off predators, digging tunnels, climbing trees, enduring harsh weather, breaking into people's cabins, and swimming through ice-cold rivers, it can be nice to take a nap.

Wolverines use scent glands on their rears to mark food with an odor so foul it deters scavengers YouTube video by Natural Habitat Shorts

Wolverines have potent scent glands they use for marking territory, earning them the nickname, "Skunk Bear."

Today's Wolverine Wednesday brought to you by @naturalhabitat.bsky.social

If you haven't watched their stuff, you are MISSING OUT.

Wolverine fur is incredibly effective at insulating against cold and moisture. It's so good that their own body heat won't melt the snow they sleep in!

#TheMoreYouGulo ⭐️

Another reminder to anyone with a Wolverine sona or OC:

Don't worry too much about the markings! We're all a little different, so just pick and choose what you like and have fun!

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A wolverine shunned by society. A city diseased with crime. They must become hero to the very people that abandoned them.

They must become:

𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℕ𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕎𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕖𝕝

Do you have a Wolverine sona? You may not know that Wolverines are plantigrade (they walk on their palms, not digits) and they have FIVE toes on each foot!