big sister who you can trust to keep you safe at the bar (she will put something in your drink and touch you excessively)

age regressors get behind me i will defend you with my life

when two finance bros fuck its called invest

Why are yinglet girls such an immensely fuckable shape it’s insane

@novonordisk.bsky.social STOP MAKING OZEMPIC RIGHT NOW WE HAVE BETTER GOALS IN MIND

never enough art of moms impregnating their daughters

mee mee o/ o/ mee

Leslie is watching Brianne, who is in front of the refrigerator, holding up a case of soda cans to the fridge shelf. BRIANNE: Hey Leslie, check it out. I got a COOL trick to get all the sodas in the fridge at once. Brianne begins opening the flaps on the back of the soda case. BRIANNE: First, you gotta open up the flaps on both sides… The soda cans start pouring out of the back side of the case, rolling onto the floor. BRIANNE: Ah, I fucked it up! The soda cans are all over the floor. A mouse steals one of them. BRIANNE: I fucked up my cool trick, Leslie.

Orange and white tabby laying on a pillow looking at the camera with his neck fluff puffed out

hey im going to put my pawb on yoy
#cat

You just so rarely see a Priest body someone so hard

I will die on this hill

[volcano erupts]