Whyyy is she so beautiful

I can't quite make out what the delusional part of my brain is telling me, but I think I should listen to it guys

get my anxious energy out

🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

RFK Jr no longer disguising his MAHA movement for what it really is: eugenics

I WISH

LMAO

We love mess.

Mara, I am so jealous. No one has ever asked me that.

The Onion wants to make us submissive slaves to the New world order.

Correct.

These guys wanna be dommed so bad lmfao

the perfect meal

Join a trans girl discord server, you'll learn all that *before* the first date

It is very evident and very amazing. You all are doing good work.

my special talent is getting people to open up to me before they know they're doing it

he succeeded and wow, what a guy

Oh no, this is audience participation. Here are your lines.

me: i will make us popcorn

All

We have nowhere to be, go on

Have you been listening in on my thoughts again

*5 minutes into a first date*

me: so, tell me about your trauma and how it shaped who you are now

whole thread worth a read if you want some serotonin 🫶

brit why are my eyes all leaky

Rule #1 in the new holistic medicine movement is never pass up the opportunity to cut the penis off a dead raccoon.

so you're a big fan of hubris

I think a great set of rules for moving about the world is

1. Don’t be afraid to ask
2. Don’t be afraid to say yes
3. Look like you will say yes

Last summer I was a "yes" girl and had one of the funnest summers ever. Plan on doing it again. It makes life fun!

had a vivid image of the dune popcorn bucket just now