put a wasian and and an asian in front of him and tell him which one is mixed and he’d have more chances of success at splitting an atom in two than guessing correctly

i can’t distinguish between accents, cardan can’t distinguish races and or ethnicities, call us anti racists

just had my eyes opened…..one of my work friends is actually?? a piece of shit???? man screw that asshole

yearning…..i miss him….

the one time i felt true bone chilling fear was when i left a +18 object charging on my desk and accidentally fell asleep

what is wrong with me i’ve been sleeping for like 24hours i think i only woke up for like one hour

fell asleep on the couch for 10hours????

all this touching all this touching all this touching all this touching all this touching

has he been talking shit about me

went to a consult and the doctor there goes “okay thanks cardan” and i was so confused how he knew my name and he goes “oh i know you from (the married coworker’s name)”?????

these fuck ass people i swear to god nothing would bring me joy rn like just quitting

“dean is your type” and he’s right that’s exactly my type

i fear kaz has never been wrong about who my type is in any sort of media

coughing like i’m one cigarette away from a lung cancer diagnosis

thats my dead husband… i keep his picture in my wallet….

is that cory monteith in supernatural…………..

i almost forgot about that actually but thanks for the reminder 😁

life moves on but i can’t move on from my stupid fucking crush

i never realize how much i fucking talk until my throat starts to hurt and i’m forced to shut up

not me buddy i bring a jester kind of energy to the workplace

we could’ve worked together 😞 i wanted to go into autopsy so bad but there are may job openings after

right?? i’m so disappointed:/

someone screenshot this and cancel him

apparently, sir cameron needs to die

book was so good i read the first 300 pages in a day and then??? the ending makes me want to rate it 1 ⭐️ or 2 if i’m being generous

however i love her deeply i wish her nothing but the best

when it comes to the langdon vs santos debate i’m on his side because she only snitched on him to get him fired, he got the help he needs and apologized, but she didn’t care because it was never about doing the right thing it was just about getting him fired

i have a love hate relationship with trinity santos from the pitt

happy birthday!