would you still be my friend if I put on social distortion while we hang out

thinking abt soy milk soft serve at the buddhist buffet in shanghai 😭

help tfw u realize girl from midwest is one of ur types

would u still be my friend if i wrote vanlife youtubers fanfic

boyfriends are for boys - @jmejmejme.bsky.social

tempted to see what happens if i hot box my cpap

realized there's probably "JUST VOTE" knuckle tats out there

i need statistical information on who would pull more ass, pedro pascal or luigi?

are you thinking abt the gay wolf furry you thought was hot in a 2006 youtube video or are you normal

i gotta find someone to fight soon

huge respect to the bible belt tail kids

thinking abt the time at my game testing job when on VC with my supervisor and whole team he was like "sugar is exactly like cocaine the way it affects your brain!!" and i was like "bro have you done cocaine my guess is no" anyway i was p good at that job

how come every time i go in a new restaurant it's like i've never seen a menu or spoken to a person before

why am i like this i say as i delight myself by being stupidly on brand

love to google things like "where is my AC water going" ac drips are annoying but mine isn't dripping....where's she going....i'm scared

need electrician gf. or maybe a dad.

welp just remembered that last night I dreamt abt taking Wario by the hand

tfw you totally forgot your glass dildo glows in the dark. nice.

How can I gamify cooking for myself

OMG LOOK AT IT

skunks are literally so cute wth

I dont wanna download ur app. I fucking hate downloading ur app.

Bugaboo Pocket will launch April 2nd!

Mister Pod is excited. Are you?

#pixelart #bugs #indiegame #tamagotchi

I wanna date a girl w no fingerprints

I had a tooth pulled but they didn't get all of it :((

jk I'm -.8 of a tooth. this is worse. shards.

I'm not sad rn I just wanna do that

I wanna watch appa's lost days and tales of ba sing se and cry

can someone explain Hozier to me I don't get it

-1 tooth (⁠๑⁠•⁠﹏⁠•⁠)