Holy shyte! THIS!!!!

I’ve always said, Sal a mon, so…

Wonder if they’ll pull the Medal of Honor too?

Yes to everything including eating cracker in bed but shoes on… Mr Bond!

This is what a president does

The current President is taking bribes from anyone who’ll offer them but I’m so glad Alex Thompson and Jake Tapper are not letting that distract them from the fact that the former President who just got diagnosed with cancer is also old.

And Fuck Jake Tapper for not talking about it!

Welcome to the club! This is number 6 I’ve rescued but they really rescued me.

Ooo do Clarence Thomas first!

Pluto was a planet

Apt description

I wish my neighbors would do that

Oh and Fuck Jake Tapper

Just one reason I no longer believe in God

Why not someone who swims in raw sewage or uses bronzer incorrectly

Mehdi keeping it real as always. Unlike Jake Tapper. By the way Fuck Jake!

Hey! That’s me!

Retired from a car company after 25 yrs. They aren’t built or “start up” in 4 months. Thank you President Biden.

This!

2 challenges??!! 2! @cnn.com his entire first term did that.

This! Why can’t he get bone cancer

Love this for Don Jr.

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TIL that after the shooting death of CEO Brian Thompson UnitedHealthcare approved many life-saving medical procedures it has been holding out on because of sudden internal panic and public scrutiny. So, Luigi (innocent until proven guilty) probably saved more lives than he took.

This is how former presidents act with respect, love and honor. Something IT will never understand

Just ordered Willie’s elixir because bourbon is no longer cutting it in 2025

No other president has fought harder for a cure for cancer. I hope he can beat this

Michelle and I are thinking of the entire Biden family. Nobody has done more to find breakthrough treatments for cancer in all its forms than Joe, and I am certain he will fight this challenge with his trademark resolve and grace. We pray for a fast and full recovery.