Literally me watching the trailers for the @tophatstudios.bsky.social showcase.

Calm the fuck down, Top Hat. I only have so much time left in this dying world.

"Today we are presenting our gothic first person ARPG--"

The disclaimer at the end is pretty self-aware. haha

❤️‍🔥

A sign of my autism is that my first thought wasn't "cute" or "so funny", but "is it pulling a book out or putting one back?".

Phoeo of a cute cat behind a super market toy set looking at the camera, with the silly caption of "Khajiit has wares if you have coin" which is a known The Elder Scrolls line.

Khajiit has wares if you have coin

Drowning meme, showing Bluesky leadership paying attention to AI while the codebase drowns, and why's phone dead at the bottom

A sketch page from gray summit including Al, two elder cousins, a family drink, and a lady from the the billboard

Hey baby hey baby hey baby

Don’t do it. We don’t want to lose you. There’s someone else out there that will end up doing it; probably an obsessive fan.

Wait - are we talking about the same thing…?

New series solicited today! I'm so excited! :-) imagecomics.com/press-releas...

Disclaimer: mileage on this may vary.

Hello, we are Modern Social Media Techno-billionaires.

Please choose ONLY TWO of the five options above for Your Social Media of choice:

a) Having your personal friends around
b) Being entertaining
c) tools to block Nazis
d) tools to block seeing AI
e) tools to promote your project

this video stopped more people from dropping acid than the entire reefer madness series

Mine is on its way!

A golden retriever has both paws up at a bank teller’s window.

“Are you the branch manager?”
“Yes I am, how can I help you?”
“I would like two branches, please.”
“How would you like that?”
“Two big sticks, four little sticks.”

I was strongly considering buying it when I thought it was just the Delorean - when I saw it came with Marty and Doc, that’s a steal for 27 USD.

Orange fluffy cat inside my car.

I have to go to work and this is not my cat.

He looks like he’s going to see his daughter and his grandchildren for the first time in 10 years.

Just a thought: How about we stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential?

The Nintendo switch game Tomodachi Life. A character sits on a couch, waking from a dream, declaring they have dream manifested a copy of George Orwell’s 1984.

Books manifested from dreams are a sign of wyrdness.

But the characters in Wickwood are beginning to suspect this wyrdness may be a dystopian simulation.

There are signs.

a pixel art of a man holding a sword and a shield in his hands . ALT: a pixel art of a man holding a sword and a shield in his hands .

"I'm pretty sure I saw a fireball come out of Ryu" ass dude who also canonically does this:

I hope they made a lot of friends and money off their hate of you.

Otherwise, it sounds like they wasted years of their life they could spend being functional human fucking beings and are, in fact, just impotent fucking losers.

Tim Curry in The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Tim Curry in Clue

Tim Curry in The Three Musketeers

Tim Curry in Muppet Treasure Island

Happy 80th birthday to Tim Curry who has always, *always* understood the assignment.

Meanwhile, MF DOOM is in love with Princess Zelda - they bonded over “1990’s New York boom-bap”.

My wife has been teaching the moe anime girls about her favorite genre of books to read when we’re sitting in our office.

Nintendo game Tomodachi Life. My island is made Wickwood, after my fictional Twitter account from years ago.

That’s not true, son. I used to give Wickwood away for free everyday.

A reptilian skin, dried and cut and a small curved spinal cord - appears to be either a snake or lizard but it’s weirdly preserved.

Tiny spinal cord

What appears to be a piece of reptilian skin, dry like paper

This is certainly something interesting to find outside while playing Tomodachi Life and letting my goth kids play with homemade Metroids.

Looks like the tail of a lizard, likely, or a snake but it looks cleanly cut as if someone did it on purpose.

The moment that title screen comes on and you hear that chirping of the baby Metroid and the dark synth music starts with the dead scientists, it's a literal chill.

Similar to when you first hear that prologue music in Fellowship of the Ring.

I do not drink much, but I haven't been drunk/pissed/sloshed in over a decade.

Woke up with a massive headache, a nauseous but hungry stomach (sated with hotdish), a lot of regrets, and I found that I had bought Pokemon Scarlet on the Nintendo Switch sometime last night.