As someone with big balls I should monetize them

I really just love y2k aesthetic so much

Blessed us on this lovely Tuesday

When Trixie Mattel doesn’t release a video on Monday it throws my whole week off fr

Who wanna *** on my back and play connect the dots

a row of smiley faces are lined up in front of a cartoon character ALT: a row of smiley faces are lined up in front of a cartoon character

Man behind me in the bathroom waiting to dry his hands even tho he left the urinal and didn’t wash them …

Sweating gotta be top 5 worst parts of the human experience

I’m his silly rabbit

That was one of the most brutal leg days I’ve had in years I feel like I’m going to collapse

I wanna know how Stevie Wonder still has his baby teeth

Why is she like this

Steam room queen John Travolta could be in his old age prime on a GLP-1 but he gets dicked regularly so I guess he doesn’t care 🥺

The way I have mentally blocked out anything relating to Iran bc the doomsday vibes were literally killing me

Girl lied about working here and being overserved here bc she didn’t want her friends to get in trouble … now she going to jail. I hope they beat her ass in there!!!!

I have to talk to ALE bc apparently someone we served Friday night got into a car wreck … I literally cannot remember who was in the bar that would have been overserved I am sick to my stomach with stress

If I was a girl I’d have huge fake boobs and everyone would luv them

Why are u as a man not creating a SIMS world in my ass

I know a rod that works perfectly fine

Toothpaste marketing is crazy bc they’re all whitening if you’re brushing properly

No it’s literally something that’s already been filmed I saw a trailer 😭

For as oily as my skin is I am v grateful that I almost never get pimples

A drag version of baddies called Haus Queens Boston … oh I’ll be seated

At the end of the month Apple Music is gonna say I listened to BROKE BITCH FREE$TYLE 3748 times

Aka they created some random ass storyline and the plot holes were too obvious. Anyway what need is there for McMarvel in 2026+

Forgot everyone is hot at the gym before 11:30 am wow I love men

Lotta fat asses in the gym this am

Slept like absolute dog shit

I did not like s4 of hacks I hated how much they hated each other like it was so much worse than other seasons and am loving s5 and their being conflict but not with each other (so far)

“Summer is calling!”

Okay and?! I’m gonna hang up. I fucking hate summer. The worst season. Sweaty ass humid buttholes.