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Posts by Max Burbank

If Donald Trump is not stopped by congress, the military or God, he will use a nuclear weapon. If that does not result in end of human life on earth, it will absolutely be the end of the United States. Because it's clear where he's headed and we will be the ones who saw but did not stop him.

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JD Vance to lead US delegation in Pakistan if Iran agrees to talks US vice-president to travel to Islamabad with Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner as deadline for current ceasefire looms

www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a... "I asked my personal chef to make me a smoothie with my vacuum cleaner and it didn't work at all. So after some deliberation, I am once again asking him to make me a smoothie with my vacuum cleaner."

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Middle East crisis live: Trump says he does not want to extend ceasefire with Iran US president claims to CNBC that US is in a strong negotiating position and will end up with ‘a great deal’

www.theguardian.com/world/live/2... While I'm not saying this isn't true, I am saying that if it is that would be coincidental. We have passed the point where any statement Trump makes can be treated as meaningful in terms of the words he says having any meaning at all.

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I pronounce the argument that Americans need guns to protect us from a tyrannical government officially dead. Kaput. We're living under a tyrannical government and the only people suffering from gun violence are innocent children and civilians. No one's using them against this government.

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The kind of AI that techbros and governments are pushing is not the internet, or cell phones, or personal computers, or heavier than air flying machines, or the wheel.

It's the digital equivalent of asbestos, plastics, teflon, and lead.

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So depressing. We have reached the point where we are never going back to normal. We have lost the US to so much corruption and greed. It is so deeply entrenched in our government and every facet of our lives now.

youtu.be/ZN4njIQcSR4?...

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Marvel just shitcanned it's entire visual effects department. If you think that means anything besides generative AI doing all the SFX for future films, I think you're probably wrong. And if I'm right, I've seen my last Marvel movie. If huge fans like me feel this way... Well, they had a good run.

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With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

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It looks like the world is being wise about the world cup. I am an American, it is NOT SAFE for anyone here. They give idiots a gun, authority, and no training.

If I murder someone, I go to jail or worse. If ICE murders someone for no reason, they get praise from the president.

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Ford was literally a Nazi sympathizer. Literally.

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Artist: Dennis Goris

Artist: Dennis Goris

How tragic that you could publish, then re-publish, then re-publish, then re-publish, then re-publish a cartoon like this over and over again...

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Live updates: Trump says ceasefire ends Wednesday evening and a further extension is ‘highly unlikely’ | CNN Vice President JD Vance and top US officials are expected to depart tomorrow for Islamabad, but there are mixed signals on attendance from Iran. Meanwhile, oil prices rose sharply as the Strait of Hor...

www.cnn.com/2026/04/20/w... How can there be a ceasefire when Trump lies about what Iran is saying, won't say who he's actually negotiating with and has twice bombed them during negotiations? Until he's out, there's no negotiating, because whatever the hell he thinks he's doing, it ain't negotiation

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Disagree and work against any government you feel you need to, but people and their leadership are not the same thing. The current government of Israel and the Jewish people are NOT the same thing. Work to end the cycle of violence instead. I know it's harder than just hating, but it needs to happen

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Conflating Judaism and the Jewish people with Zionism as if they are the same thing is antisemitic, and your comment about body odor is transparently racist, making you the EXACT same sort of person the government (not the people) of Israel is filled with. Just as love is love, hate is hate.

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Our laws are written by people who would not have their seats if not for the vast amounts of money corporations give them. It is a system built by and for corruption. Without a repeal of "Citizens United", there is very little hope of change.

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Jesus... frikkin'... wept.

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Middle East crisis live: ceasefire under pressure as Iran says it has no plans for talks after US seizes ship Trump said on Sunday that US marines had taken custody of a vessel that tried to get past the American blockade on Iranian ports

www.theguardian.com/world/live/2... If we had won this war (which is not a war, just ask him and then ask again so you can hear that it is and isn't) even one of the times he's said we did, then the war would be over

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I cannot shake the feeling that we are standing in a moment where there are only two possible futures: One in which he goes to bed one night and just never wakes up again, and one in which he uses nuclear weapons.

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Donald Trump's existence seems to me to be empirical evidence that the human race will never invent time travel.

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OK, cool. Which statements do you believe? The Congress statements or whatever the hell you are saying now? When did you change your mind? Or was one of your sets of statements lies?

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Dudes. As a society we taught young women to walk with keys between their fingers in dark parking lots and to carry pepper spray in their purse.

So yes. I’m asking you to be responsible for the actions of other men. After all, that’s what you’ve asked of women for centuries.

It’s your turn.

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I think Kash is coming unglued.

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I blame the ADL and AIPAC for successfully conflating Jewish religious identity with Zionist colonialism

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Mass shooting rampage in Louisiana leaves eight children dead and others wounded Shreveport police say suspect Shamar Elkins, who was fatally shot, killed seven of his children and injured their mother in a ‘domestic violence incident’

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
It's already too soon to talk about gun control again, isn't it?

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He's getting very close to the "No information" and of "Low information."

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It is astounding that Trump can make teetering on the brink of societal collapse SO BORING!? It ought to be impossible, but there it is. He's so f-ing boring, it's just the same exact screed over and over, it's torture to pay attention to him.

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As an American Jew, I gotta ask, why is this concept, which ought to be transparently obvious, SO hard for SO many people to wrap their heads around?

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If this historical moment we are in does not end the Republican party, the Republican party will end Democracy in America. Look how hard they are working now. This has been their long term goal since at least Ginrich. The GOP must end. They are an existential threat.

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So, if it's true, we need to remember that an audience member was killed. So if this was a staged fake attempt, Trump is an accessory to murder.

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