getting ridiculously hungover on april fools was my primary prank
Posts by domestic feta
what a fool
been drinking beers you've never heard of before (it was fine)
i like young the giant because i am young and giant
big update: i have the sniffles
The fact that Aยฒ + Bยฒ = Cยฒ omgโฆ
drinking until i decide to get a tattoo
cant wait for this trend to catch on
not drunk enough after this night out im v sad
just made #toomuchrisotto
going to start posting my poetry on substack again instead of going to therapy
okay drafts will actually keep me on this app a bit more, some skeets are for tomorrow
still reeling about oldboy being so naff
๐ญ๐ญ standard behaviour
leg day so hellish i might not go back to work tomorrow
my keyboard is thirsty it yearns for beer
and 500 cigarettes
i'm going to have an annoying prick sandwich to make myself feel better
not even worth starting the "say something contemptible" clock its just any sentence someone says to me
being in a state of "needing to quit my job" for two years is so awesome actually
cheerleading myself
mood board
just bought a shirt and shoes for no reason on vinted as well ๐ญ
having to go to work instead of sleeping with someone, this isn't fair
first person to wear a tie in a simmons bar
what if i put you on?
take shelter in the shacklewell toilets if you dare
let me know !!!
anytime you know that ;)