after apologizing to me u gotta apologize to 4lung too

tv show called "shrimp my ride" where the guys take a normal vehicle and transform it into an aquatic themed monstrosity

ok wow no need to be rude jeez

not now, kitten. the walls are closing in on mommy

🐺 virgilius would never wear sheep's clothing. why would he ever NOT want 2 be a wolfy? "wolf in sheep's clothing" is a hurtful wolfyphobic myth. thank u 4 ur attention 2 dis matter.

everyone please stop calling ai glasses the "pervert glasses". this is appropriation of swirly glasses from pervert scientist women

heres da relevant links, they already made their first song 2gether on soundcloud n dis weekend they're making their second song, it's a love song. jamie has produced some doodles n stuff on her own b4 "see you again"
x.com/jamiewalker08
soundcloud.com/jamiewalkerr...

i was trying to do full opaque kayfabe, but it's suffocating & has lots of ethical and logistical concerns i didnt rly realize lol. so i'll do like, semi-open or semi-permeable kayfabe. both 2 actually get ppl into da story, but it's also just ... so much better in every way

(x-post) for many reasons, i realized i should announce da story i been working on. it's called "hyperpop all-stars live!". two high school girls get into making music 2gether. jamie wants 2 be a star, candy just wants 2 make music. however, the limelight ends up being their undoing

Guys I run the economy is this good

i was gonna post something about star wars but my phone autocorrected it to “star ward” multiple times in a row and i thought it was funnier than the thing i was actually trying to post, so here you go: star ward

Mosquitoes reach Iceland for the first time as the Arctic heats up In what is possibly another sign of climate change, mosquitoes have landed in Iceland for the first time. For many years, the island was the only Arctic country that could claim to be mosquito-free. B...

Welp lol

age regression might be the method lowkey. im not an age regressor tho

im just a pioneer who got scalped 😔 it's okay tho, i'm the only one that can be me anyways

i could really use the help getting groceries and toiletries pleae if you can spare anything or share it helps me so much!

FAA Scraps Civil and Criminal Penalties for Flying Drones Near ICE Vehicles You won’t go to jail for filming ICE with a drone, but the government may still shoot it down and it expanded the list of protected agencies to include the Department of Justice.

big news, the FAA has gotten rid of criminal penalties for flying drones near ICE vehicles

when it's so stereo it sounds mono [everything is dead center lol]

i sayin this cus i feel empty at work (like usual) so it's a wither LP kind of day 2day. very sorrow & melancholy record as da title would imply, but a vivid & beautiful kind of melancholy ... i love dis album a lot

skitterfunk LP, wither LP, and triturate2 are my fav albums i ever made

they finally listened

the bill is 'H.R.8250'

while usually i'd take a "wait and see" approach to a bill that has only been introduced, the us govt is moving FAST wrt age verification, so please, contact your representatives (particularly the house) and advocate against AV on device laws

www.congress.gov/members/find...

i always thought "friends with benefits" was a stupid term. what are you, a 401k? do i get dental + vision insurance thru u, plus social security? fuck off with dis shit man. why cant u just say, we're friends dat FUUUUUUUCK. we're friends THAT HAVE SEX. stop dis mealy mouth bullshit

atheists get mad at me whenever i say this, but i 100% believe that dinosaurs really existed. their fossils have been found all over the world

here's how the FBI extracted deleted Signal messages from an iPhone:

Watch more about this, and subscribe, here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNUO...

Dan and CIAbigail want to militarize the police and use it to terrorize people here, apparently the Middle East wasn't good enough!

NHS Staff Told ‘Stop Criticising Palantir or Lose Your Job’ NHS staff have been told they might lose their jobs if they criticise NHS England’s controversial £330m contract with IDF-contractor Palantir.

novaramedia.com/2026/04/14/n...

NYT cooking page has basically no meat on it

"Dumplings With Peas"
"Broccoli Cheddar Beans"

sick t-shirt idea:

i doodled.
i diddled.
I CAME

France passed a law requiring solar panels on every parking lot with more than 80 spaces.

Equals 10 nuclear reactors
Reduces heat island, shades cars

The US -- 800 million parking spaces. Most of them are uncovered asphalt sitting in direct sunlight.

Why aren't we doing this?