Officer I have a different way of calculating blood alcohol percentage

Next year will be the 10th anniversary of this joke still not being dated. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ssj_...

This guy clearly has had sex with an animal, maybe more than one and it's not clear if it was alive or dead

Suspects in the police line read from a sheet of paper Suspect 1 (Kevin Pollak) "Open the fuckin' strait you crazy bastards" Suspect 2 (Stephen Baldwin) "Open the strait you crazy bastard motehrfucka praise allallllalllah" Suspect 3 (Benicio del Toro) "Open the fuckin' strait you crazy bastards" - What the fuck?"

The Usual Suspects (1995)

Joe Kernen comes close to having a coronary on air as Pete Buttigieg dogwalks him all over the Squawk Box studio about Trump's economic mismanagement and inflation

I lol'd

birdsrightsactivist has painted human babies and hidden them in the shrubbery.

NASA’s Artemis II Crew Flies Around the Moon (Official Broadcast) YouTube video by NASA

Here’s the link to the livestream for tomorrow: www.youtube.com/live/z-j1uxB...

Tommy Tuberville, arguably the dumbest senator in US history, managed to delay some Biden nominees for a year by himself. 47 DEM senators are less effective at slowing the machine than a guy who probably has never read an entire book.

Hoss Brewer appears on the Brooklyn videoboard

We need to get this man in Milwaukee.

theonion.com/no-blood-for...

Hopefully the doctor told him he has three years to live

Aerial photo of a rocket launch

#ArtemisII

A photo from a passing airliner of the Artemis II launch yesterday.
📸unknown

Artemis ll launch from Kennedy Space Center seen from an United Airlines flight

Credit to ksmathandmore
www.instagram.com/p/DWnO3IgjUrv/

Artemis ii

Yea, and they should be. But man I just feel Pepis earned it.

Footage captured from passengers on an airliner above Florida, showing the exact moment the Artemis II mission lifts off.

New head of Space Force

If Pepi misses out again I will be furious

Just so you understand, this is as if you prepared for argument in front of a panel that included Cookie Monster, and Cookie Monster asked you a question about cookies, and you had not thought about cookies in advance.

Adorable

Fuck yeah.

The Blue Jays are giving away a “Born Ready” bobblehead of Vladimir Guerrero Jr. on May 25, per @BlueJayHunter

I'd give away my firstborn for one

Anna's hummingbird hovering. Facing to the right. With a small ant on the tip of its bill.

Sometimes you just get that shot. Anna's hummingbird with a little friend, in my yard. Davis, CA. #birds #ants

Pete Hegseth Questions What Girls Were Doing In School To Begin With

Pete Hegseth Questions What Girls Were Doing In School To Begin With theonion.com/pete-hegseth-questions-w...

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash