logistics is woke

post-COVID I can imagine only the stupidest possible outcome for us

The accent is North Jersey at best.

says the creep who collects animal genitalia and sits in a hot tub with his jeans on drinking raw milk with kid rock

It’s gyro or maybe steak-um (aka “steak? Um…”)

Elephant vagina pate, burnt meat crumble, loose wet orange discs

Stills from “Dr. Strangelove”

We’re here gang.

“I’m done with Sergio. He treats me like a ragdoll.” - Book of Jane

Logistics is woke

I’d rather drive upholstery tacks into my gums than step foot onto a trump-managed Ferris wheel.

West Virginia all by itself in the Mountain Mama coalition

Defibrillator King.

Grifting off psychosis. Kaks Americana.

France passed a law requiring solar panels on every parking lot with more than 80 spaces.

Equals 10 nuclear reactors
Reduces heat island, shades cars

The US -- 800 million parking spaces. Most of them are uncovered asphalt sitting in direct sunlight.

Why aren't we doing this?

For decades, birthday party clowns folded balloons and played games. John Wayne Gacy is taking a different approach.

So glad to see someone so beautifully articulate what I think about almost every day….

Today, I received a notification of another death in ICE custody. That’s 47 deaths during Trump’s second term.

We must stand up and demand real accountability — ICE has a duty to provide care to those in their custody.

Wapo steers its legendary investigative rigor into the beating heart of the zeitgeist.

He did this dumb shit to distract from posting as Jesus.
He posted as Jesus to distract from the pope.
He shat on the pope to distract from the war.
He started the war to distract from the files.
I don’t know why he’s hiding the files.
Perhaps he’s a pedophile….

so now he’s a big fan of the separation of church and state?

Yeah trump definitely would have preferred Leo X.

Paprika Pantload!

smarm-fumes so strong they killed the last pope

Does Trump think he’s a “red cross doctor” here, too???

Sid Krofft, Co-Creator of Mind-Blowing Kids TV Shows, Dies at 96 The puppeteer and his late brother Marty partnered on 'The Banana Splits Adventure Hour,' 'H.R. Pufnstuf,' 'Land of the Lost' and much more.

GenX, pour one out for one of the architects of our childhood

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The Washington post reads like a middle-school newspaper now. (Not a highschool paper mind you — high schoolers are more skeptical and less credulous than wapo.)

I vaguely remember him killing the queen of England too, during one of his umpteen vacations

This is even crazier than the pope posts.

The joke writes itself.