Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.

Hi Tim, thank you!

Lol

AMERICA 250 EVERY ASTRONAUT ON ARTEMIS II WAS EDUCATED IN PUBLIC SCHOOL, AND THINKING OF THE TEACHERS WHO SHAPED REID WISEMAN, VICTOR GLOVER, CHRISTINA KOCH, AND JEREMY HANSEN, YOU HELPED SEND A KID TO THE MOON.

This 👇🔥🔥

Fruity Petals™ is a vibrant climbing rose from William J. Radler—yes, the Knock Out® guy—that fans your garden with ruffled blooms of coral fading into apricot and finished with a sunny yellow eye. It explodes in a heavy spring bloom and keeps going with repeat flushes all season. Grace Rose Farm

Fruity Petals™ is a vibrant climbing rose from William J. Radler—yes, the Knock Out® guy—that fans your garden with ruffled blooms of coral fading into apricot and finished with a sunny yellow eye. It explodes in a heavy spring bloom and keeps going with repeat flushes all season.

This 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼 we are aware of….

For someone who said…

“Are you still talking about Jeffrey Epstein?”

Why is he still talking about the 2020 election?!

Asking for a friend

The entire Epstein regime needs to go to prison for life

Killing our soldiers!
What an ass

The President of the United States is mentally ill and needs to be removed from office.

Tom Steyer stole campaign data from Kamala Harris and Bernie Sanders stole campaign data from HRC. So the Our Revolution endorsement of Tom Steyer definitely tracks.

Good morning to everyone who voted for Kamala Harris.

This Isn't Trading. It's Theft from Your Retirement. Someone keeps making perfectly-timed bets right before the President speaks. The victims are your pension, your 401(k), and the country I took an oath to defend.

Fifteen minutes before the President announced he was pausing strikes on Iran, somebody moved $500 million in oil futures. Somebody knew. Somebody told them. Or somebody is them.
New piece ↓
open.substack.com/pub/adamkinz...

"This is an important thing to think about."

No… Tucker,

you are not welcome, forgiven, excused, or given the benefit of the doubt.

You laughed on TV while children suffered and you did it for years, because the money was good.

You can rot.

The US government is a terrorist organization and must be overthrown so democracy may return one day 🇺🇸

And #wethepeople have paid millions — upon MILLIONS — of dollars so this unfathomably depraved SELF-PROFESSED sexual assaulter can golf.

The most expansive cover-up in American history must END.

STOP. PREDATORS.

#stoppedos
#protectourdaughters
#protectchildren
#releasethefiles
#epsteinfiles

Kevin Warsh just lost me. He argues he's going to be an independent Fed Chair, but refuses to acknowledge that Trump lost the 2020 election. If you can't state simple facts when you're in the political spotlight, you aren't independent. You're a coward.

Not a President……a terrorist!

They are physically grabbing citizens and illegally detaining them in those privately run “immigration prisons”

CITIZENS !!!!!

ICE has to be dismantled
And guilty ICE personnel should be prosecuted.

New Movie Coming In The FALL,
With 2nd Feature Movie,Dumb And
Dumber To Follow........

Is this why we went to WAR???

#Iran

#Epstein

#EpsteinFiles