Babe, you've hardly touched your unnecessary hobbies. A gamer's guide to admitting you need to chill the f*ck out.

Oops! Forgot about this scheduled post - read my latest substack post here! Its mostly about burnout and being deeply uncool.

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I’m so back ✨ thedisasterdraft.substack.com/p/an-f-list-...

Do you think it will make it to the UK
, Rachel? This sounds right up my street! ✨

Delighted to share I signed with #CreativeArtistsAgency in October. They now represent my writing, and my debut novel heads out on submission soon. Feeling wildly grateful and still slightly stunned. New bio to reflect the official shift 💗✨ thank you for all your support! X

you're legally allowed to take the afternoon off to analyse the good omens 3 teaser btw

Teaser for Good Omens 3.

Coming out May 13, 2026.

😇😈

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#GoodOmens #GoodOmens3

I am SO, SO, SO happy!!!! 🥹❤️❤️❤️✨🙏

Thank you, thank you, thank you
@terryandrob.bsky.social
@rhi.bsky.social
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...and the rest of the wonderful #GoodOmens3 cast and crew!

Chloe_is_a_Hole A short story both wonderful and strange.

Posted my first piece of fiction on substack 💁🏻‍♀️✨ give it a read if you like weird little yucky stories about obsession.

thedisasterdraft.substack.com/p/chloe_is_a...

If I don't share the work, it doesn't exist On sharing fiction, slowly, and asking to be paid for it - a soft launch.

The world is on fire, publishing is a lottery, and I’m putting weird little stories on Substack like a raccoon leaving gifts 🎁🩷✨

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Thrilled to be reading at WRITE UP, a night of new writing curated by @amyibeeson.bsky.social where voices from all walks of life collide gloriously. My piece is part memoir, part fever dream, part exposé on the true cause of my social anxiety. Come! 🎟️➡️
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On the far Western shore of Middle Earth rests the Grey Havens, One of the last bastions of the elves in this world. This is Círdan the Shipbuilder's domain. For years now he has fashioned the vessels that will take the remaining Noldor and Sindar to the undying lands of Valinor, in Arman, hidden from the mortal realm at the end of the Third Age but for those who take the ships from this harbor (the only two exceptions to this being Gimli and Legolas, and Samwise, both many years from now). One of the great ships sits at a beautiful dock: Galadriel and Celeborn stand in front of Círdan, watching as Elrond gestures to an elderly Bilbo Baggins to board. Gandalf will join them and Frodo also, after a tearful goodbye. They will sail into the sea and soon join the Valar and Mayar and all the rest of the Elves. Frodo and Bilbo's time there will feel so short, mortals in a timeless realm, but it will be peaceful and joyous and filled with food and drink and song and harmony, and be a fitting resting place for the ring bearers. And Gimli of course, the one exception to a non-Elf ring bearer granted amnesty in Valinor, because unlike the movies, in the books he is the poet and chief moral officer of the third age, and brought peace between the two long rivaled races.

Get in loser, we're going west to diminish

‼️‼️I’ve written a story about migration, memory, and the crushing horror of polite small talk.
I’ll be reading it live at WRITE UP on July 19th. ‼️‼️ Get your tickets 🎟️ here:
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two men are standing next to each other and one of them is saying `` i 'm fine '' to the other . ALT: two men are standing next to each other and one of them is saying `` i 'm fine '' to the other .

What am I doing? Nothing, just putting in my extremely girly pop monthly order of a bumper pack of super tampons, step 1 nicotine patches, dog treats and four bottles of Sauvignon Blanc.

Reminder: limbo is where Dante puts the poets. We thrive here. Writing from that sacred space between “We’ll be in touch” and screaming into a cushion.

I wrote a new Substack Post about how c*nty slay it is to suffer the long wait for anyone to tell you your work is worth a single shit. 💁🏻‍♀️✨ thedisasterdraft.substack.com/p/reminder-l...

Please help if you can! There’s still time to sponsor this welcoming and diverse writing event!!! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🩷✨🤎 Support a small arts community and help put together this gorgeous event! Xx
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Haha thanks! And welcome to purgatory! The water’s warm and the soup is piping hot 🔥

Reminder: limbo is where Dante puts the poets. We thrive here. Writing from that sacred space between “We’ll be in touch” and screaming into a cushion.

I wrote a new Substack Post about how c*nty slay it is to suffer the long wait for anyone to tell you your work is worth a single shit. 💁🏻‍♀️✨ thedisasterdraft.substack.com/p/reminder-l...

I did it. I wrote a book.

Sorry but - look at him.

Not me finishing my manuscript on the roof - almost done!!!

The question has been asked! I await a response 🙏🏻✨

Hello! Thank you for summoning me here in your time of Good Omens props need 💁🏻‍♀️✨ actually not my department - the letters are though! Pens come under the Set Dec department or even the Dressing Props department. I will try to ask the relevant people and see if I can get an answer for you guys! Xx

Fresh brush, wet beard, soft boy 🩷🙏🏻✨

Okay round 2

I wont share images of my living space only for the sake of my housemates and the other images on that wall - but here’s the cover that was my favourite. It was very silly and there wasn’t a single better album name.

No, we received lovely crew gifts so didn’t feel the need. Last season, though, I did print off a double of my favourite record cover that I designed and got it framed - it hangs proudly in my living room ☺️ no one knows its not real 🤣

I’d love to tell you - but im not sure what happened to them all. I dont get given a lot of time after filming is completed to stick around and see those sorts of things. The artworl files all exist though in one capacity or another 😊

I mean it!!! You are most welcome x

I will work my whole life and never make anything as fucking cool as The Silt Verses. @thesiltverses.bsky.social

Still dreaming about this leftover sunday roast baguette. Friggen scrumptious.