Congrats, Mets fans. I’m glad your most recent long national nightmare is over.

Kid 1.0’s new life plan is to “marry rich.” This is not how I raised her, world. When the universe has a laugh at your expense, it really does it up right. Sigh…

Pin that says “It’s weird being the same age as old people.” (It is; it truly is.)

I have this pin.

These Salmon Got High on Cocaine. That Wasn’t the Craziest Part.

Treat yourself. Read this gift article about giving cocaine to salmon. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/20/s...

Happy birthday! You inspire me.

I tend to give a lot of credit to “hey, someone is at least TRYING.” Kid 2.0 is less forgiving. 🫤

Feeling very good about the Strokes tix I bought last week. 😏

I want to send this to Kid 2.0, because I think it’s pretty cool. But they may flip out about him using the puzzle
piece symbol. 🫤

WTF. If we have to have “Spring Black Friday,” we also have to have “Spring Halloween.” Those are the rules.

Lol. Listening to Kid 2.0 be horrified by a former hockey player who married a woman who was 24 years younger. And it was his third wife. Yeah, kid, men do that. 😏

Penticton at Everett on Thursday for Game 1 of the WHL western conference finals. LFG, Tips!

Claude’s specifically looks like the Sanrio character Pompompurin’s butthole. I am sorry if you find this information traumatizing.

There have been TOO MANY last minute goals this week. Sorry, we are over quota. 😟

Okay, 21yo, not 19. And if Mazden Leslie ever ends up on the Kraken or Canucks, kid 2.0 and I probably owe him an apology and some donations to his preferred charity. 🤣

One thing super fun about sitting on the glass for the WHL is knowing, when you yell at an opposing player by name and he flinches, you know he heard you when you tell him he sucks. 😈 (I know: somebody’s mom shouldn’t be telling 19yo boys they suck. But Leslie, you really do suck.)

Today I learned that “DFU” in “DFU mode” doesn’t actually stand for “desperately fucked up.” But it might as well. Sigh. I hate software updates.

I wonder how that sits with service members of other faiths?

Oh nooooo. Mariners gotta Mariner. 😭

Imagine lecturing the Pope on theology. Lololol…

I read that same NYT story. The look on my face was probably pure horror. I’ll remain blissfully ignorant about the other dude until one of the publications for “olds” features him. 😏

Also, the guy who dropped the gloves to go after Jaxsin got the worse end of that deal.

Finally tracked down the video from the Silvertips game; I wanted to see how bad the hit was to get Vaughan suspended for two games. I’m sorry Halaburda hit his head, but it was a garden-variety hip check. Not egregious, not intended to injure. 🫤 I hope Halaburda continues to recover well.

What if I bought it in vinyl, cassette twice, and CD? (And now I only listen to it on my phone or streaming. 😳 )

Explaining to Kid 2.0 why I always say “DJ had to take a dump” when I hear “Freebird.” (Yes, that IS what I think of every time. Sue me.)

I just love having to switch to a new health insurance that costs way more than the old one but doesn’t cover my prescription meds. Super fun. Highly recommend. 5*. 🫤

Kale.

Don’t know WTF happened to Gen X except maybe they recall Reagan with a nostalgia that is incompatible with actual fact. Their right turn is just fuckin’ embarrassing.

I said she should’ve taken the $100. 🤣🤣🤣

All I can say is there are a lot of folks in the comments this thread I wish I knew IRL. I relate to your comments in a way I rarely do to those of people I met in person. 😀

As always, I lack common ground with others in my age group. I guess I just didn’t eat enough lead paint or inhale enough asbestos at school. 🤷🏻‍♀️