MAGA: Bill Clinton is in the files!

*they see that one email*

MAGA: No not like that!

WE HAVE A GREEEN LIGHT LETS GO

SERIOUS QUESTION: is 11am too early to eat my leftover spaghetti for lunch? Cause I'm super hungry.

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I'm being attacked

I caught in IMAX and it's so worth it. I still cant get over the pacing. It's a freight train that doesn't stop. Feels an hour shorter than it is.

I would go watch One Battle After Another again right now. My favorite film this year (in a great movie year) by at least half a mile.

I’ve been saying this for a while, but Mormons are now finding out that they aren’t in the club.

I think I need to take life offline for a little while. Every place I look it’s:

- he was a republican
- nuh uh he was a dem
- nope
- yep
- mormon
- gay
- far right groyper
- radicalized at Utah State

NOBODY KNOWS SHIT and it’s just like a bunch of fucking 5 years olds fighting

These people are SO MELODRAMATIC

Here’s where the world learns how Utahns are the worst clout chasers.

I just saw the video. He was shot in the neck.

They must be having problems with all the pulleys and fishing line keeping Trump upright.

Just wondering if this fucking thing is happening or what.

Everyone’s like, “Trump is dead!” and then at 2pm he’s going to come out and just tell us he’s invading New Zealand or Denver or something else stupid.

It’s funny that “a-hole” and “b-hole” both actually refer to the same hole.

Well turns out Eddington is my favorite film I’ve seen so far this year. Ari Aster’s best movie.

It’s funny that “a-hole” and “b-hole” both actually refer to the same hole.

‘Reservoir Dogs,' ‘Kill Bill' and ‘Donnie Brasco' actor Michael Madsen dies at 67 Actor Michael Madsen has died after he was found unresponsive early Thursday at his Malibu home, according to authorities and his representatives.

This one hurts. Such an integral actor in my education as a film buff/maker. www.nbclosangeles.com/entertainmen...

I feel personally attacked

Later Quaids

Shit. There’s been a shooting at the SLC protest. One person injured. Suspect in custody.

I guess there’s a lot I don’t remember about Episode 2

I swear I’m in like a matrix type situation of the grocery store right now. Every time I go to get something I’m immediately blocked by a very old person that’s moving very very slow going for the exact same thing as me. Like six times in a row right now.

who is Revenge Porn Bill, and which cabinet position?

I guess there’s a lot I don’t remember about Episode 2

Trump is immediately going to start shit talking the new pope because he thinks if it's an American it should be him.

Pope Deep Dish I

Daddy Trump saved eleventy billion lives!