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Posts by Matt Czap

1. Isaac Newton sits under an apple tree
2. He is hit by a falling apple
3. Newton has an idea!
4. He has made a drawing of a sexy apple with big breasts

1. Isaac Newton sits under an apple tree 2. He is hit by a falling apple 3. Newton has an idea! 4. He has made a drawing of a sexy apple with big breasts

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1. Tech Bro Boss enters with a magic eight ball
2. He asks if he should fire his entire team and if he's a good boss
3. The ball says yes
4. The boss fires his team because a toy told him to

1. Tech Bro Boss enters with a magic eight ball 2. He asks if he should fire his entire team and if he's a good boss 3. The ball says yes 4. The boss fires his team because a toy told him to

2 months ago 218 75 1 1

Last weekend I invested in the temperature when it was at 11°.
It's 43° right now and I just sold it all. That's a 4x return, not bad!

2 months ago 4 0 0 0
1. dog sees a magazine in the woods
2. It's a smutty magazine
3. He opens the centerfold and is excited
4. It's a picture of a human leg

1. dog sees a magazine in the woods 2. It's a smutty magazine 3. He opens the centerfold and is excited 4. It's a picture of a human leg

2 months ago 24 4 0 1
1. Two guys greet each other 
"What is up dude?"
Not Much, just chillin' like Krillin"
2. "How about you?"
"I'm foie gras like Yamcha"
3. (First guy is confused)
4. (Second guy is now lying dead in a crater a la Yamcha from Dragonball Z)

1. Two guys greet each other "What is up dude?" Not Much, just chillin' like Krillin" 2. "How about you?" "I'm foie gras like Yamcha" 3. (First guy is confused) 4. (Second guy is now lying dead in a crater a la Yamcha from Dragonball Z)

2 months ago 38 7 0 0

Hate that it might come to this, but "I don't think so, bucko" could be in the near future

2 months ago 4 0 0 0
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Bringing The War Home

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1. grandma and grandpa are sitting in rocking chairs, their grandchild asks them a question "Grandma and Grandpa, how did you meet?"
2. Grandma " Well, he followed me on all my social, liked and replied to every post I made"
3. Grandpa "Gorgeous, Beautiful, and ❤❤❤"
4. "Until she finally fell in love and agreed to marry me!!" it's revealed that this is all a fantasy

1. grandma and grandpa are sitting in rocking chairs, their grandchild asks them a question "Grandma and Grandpa, how did you meet?" 2. Grandma " Well, he followed me on all my social, liked and replied to every post I made" 3. Grandpa "Gorgeous, Beautiful, and ❤❤❤" 4. "Until she finally fell in love and agreed to marry me!!" it's revealed that this is all a fantasy

3 months ago 53 11 0 2
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Person holding sign outside of hockey arena that says "THIS IS THE ONLY ICE WE WANT IN MINNESOTA"

Person holding sign outside of hockey arena that says "THIS IS THE ONLY ICE WE WANT IN MINNESOTA"

Person holding sign being stopped by two security managers

Person holding sign being stopped by two security managers

Security guy in the distance holding my sign

Security guy in the distance holding my sign

Here I am outside the hockey venue with my sign, security stopping me, and security taking my sign away. #pwhl was contacted and sent a photo of the sign @minnesotafrost.com @thepwhl.com

3 months ago 61 8 5 3
1. A pedantic man observes a group of people in public who are all on their phones. He thinks it's sad
2. One of the people acknowledges the man
3. They are all carrying him
4. They throw him in the dumpster.

1. A pedantic man observes a group of people in public who are all on their phones. He thinks it's sad 2. One of the people acknowledges the man 3. They are all carrying him 4. They throw him in the dumpster.

3 months ago 133 42 1 0
1. Person in front of an empty grave
2. Coffin inside the grave
3. Person is inside the coffin inside the grave
4. Person is in the grave which has been covered up.

1. Person in front of an empty grave 2. Coffin inside the grave 3. Person is inside the coffin inside the grave 4. Person is in the grave which has been covered up.

4 months ago 155 25 1 0
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Believe.

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1. Jack Skellington from Nightmare before Christmas in the forest with doors to other holidays
2. he opens the door to Thanksgiving world
3. Two people are arguing over dinner
4. Jack sitting outside the house reconsiders his life choices

1. Jack Skellington from Nightmare before Christmas in the forest with doors to other holidays 2. he opens the door to Thanksgiving world 3. Two people are arguing over dinner 4. Jack sitting outside the house reconsiders his life choices

4 months ago 360 76 3 2
1. A Huntress readies to shoot an arrow
2. The moon goddess hears her prayer
3. An arrow flies through the air
4. A greedy entertainment CEO gets shot up the but with an arrow

1. A Huntress readies to shoot an arrow 2. The moon goddess hears her prayer 3. An arrow flies through the air 4. A greedy entertainment CEO gets shot up the but with an arrow

5 months ago 46 9 0 0

I'm supposed to be scared of ghosts?
They're on spectator mode, I'm jealous!

5 months ago 3 0 0 0

The body: I'm keeping the score

The mind: YOU DIRTY DOUBLE CROSSIN' RAT, WE AGREED 50/50 SPLIT!!

5 months ago 6 1 0 0
4 panel comic
Panel 1 
A: I've been feeling sad
B: The moon must be in phase.
Panel 2
A: Which phase?
B: Let me check
Panel 3
(The moon has an emo haircut)
Panel 4 
B: Emo

4 panel comic Panel 1 A: I've been feeling sad B: The moon must be in phase. Panel 2 A: Which phase? B: Let me check Panel 3 (The moon has an emo haircut) Panel 4 B: Emo

5 months ago 56 8 0 1
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6 months ago 77 18 0 2
A person sits in front of a delicious burger meal. They ask to take it "to go". They put the burger in a blender and reconstitute the meal and claim they are they are a real chef.

A person sits in front of a delicious burger meal. They ask to take it "to go". They put the burger in a blender and reconstitute the meal and claim they are they are a real chef.

6 months ago 102 30 1 2
Four panel comic of a doctor and a patient

Four panel comic of a doctor and a patient

6 months ago 154 11 0 2
Table W84A at small press expo

Table W84A at small press expo

Ready to roll at the @smallpressexpo.bsky.social table w84a!! 11-7 today, noon - 5 Sunday!

7 months ago 3 0 0 0
Several copies of a book of comics, a smaller mini comic and several pokémon themed stickers

Several copies of a book of comics, a smaller mini comic and several pokémon themed stickers

I will be at @smallpressexpo.bsky.social this weekend, table W84A with comics and stickers. Come say hi, I will say hi back!

7 months ago 4 1 0 0
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1. A man is driving in his car
2. The car is hit by a large truck
3. The man is on his phone as he lay bleeding to death, sending one last message.
4. It is a Linkedin post. "Vroom....Skrrrt...Crash! That's the sound of my fatal car accident. But nothin is deadlier than not having the right AI prompts..."

1. A man is driving in his car 2. The car is hit by a large truck 3. The man is on his phone as he lay bleeding to death, sending one last message. 4. It is a Linkedin post. "Vroom....Skrrrt...Crash! That's the sound of my fatal car accident. But nothin is deadlier than not having the right AI prompts..."

7 months ago 64 18 0 0
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7 months ago 7 6 0 1

It'll also be at small press expo next weekend for anyone who would rather wait and not pay shipping

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Dumb as Hell This book is DUMB AS HELL, a collection of comics by cartoonist Matt Czap. You've seen them on the INTERNET, now see them in REAL LIFE....

For anyone who enjoys my comics you might like to know that my book is now available to order!
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