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Posts by OK MACHO SATAN

A VCR never sold my private info to a nazi

4 days ago 7946 2305 87 34

The ishiwari zakura is really beautiful right now, everyone I know in Iwate has been posting pictures with it for the past day or two.

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My daily routine in the free weeks between classes and travel has heavily included 1) exercising while rewatching Twin Peaks, and 2) playing Slay the Spire 2 while listening to a podcast about Twin Peaks

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The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon.

Clockwise from top left:
1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.”

2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”.

3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.”

4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.

The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. Clockwise from top left: 1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.” 2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”. 3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.” 4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.

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Viral photo from some years back of a man nonchalantly mowing his yard with a tornado on the horizon .

Viral photo from some years back of a man nonchalantly mowing his yard with a tornado on the horizon .

How it feels doing literally any task right now.

2 weeks ago 14668 3361 73 144
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Last year I rewatched Utena and drew this poster. And... I think it's time to show it?? 🤺

2 weeks ago 6029 2478 54 22

1. "Here's an extreme idea. We're platforming it, so that people can watch out."
2. "This idea is gaining traction. We're publishing an op-ed in favour, for balance."
3. "This idea is popular now. Why does the left refuse to consider it?"

2 weeks ago 3181 967 37 15
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You are evil people doing immense harm. Hope you can't sleep at night!

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Shen Yun: America before gamergate

1 month ago 2292 593 10 7

Personally this is just one more reason that I'm afraid for my wife and I to visit our home country and families, but if you take that deal I guess it's fine.

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Fatum Betula is on sale for a while and plus I am broke as shit if u can believe, sorry unrelated comepletely haha... 👉👈

1 month ago 361 139 7 9

Seems she's maybe a bit better at seeing the threads that connect these things than you are lol

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selfishness is subsidized in America. we have massive amounts of infrastructure & capital built around the national hallucination that selfishness is some kind of folksy "common sense" wisdom. no excuses should be made for American selfishness, but it's not very surprising to see people act that way

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The rough thing about this job at U of T is that they only really have work for me July-February. I've gotta figure out what I'm going to do during other months in the future 🥲

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kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

Anyways.

1 month ago 26745 10531 76 207
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We have to resist the death cult targeting trans people, not for dumb “first they came for…” reasons, but because trans people deserve not to be targeted by the death cult

10 months ago 284 89 3 2

A couple of months ago I was complaining about my kanji-reading skills degrading, so my wife has been making me play Chrono Trigger with her in Japanese since. She knows the English version very well, which is mostly what's making it work. But I feel like I've regained some confidence!

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Considering the way you campaigned as willing to stand up for trans people, I really hope you'll be taking real action on this soon.

2 months ago 1 0 0 0

My wife JUST said to me last night that you're the only video essayist she knows of who smokes in videos. She was talking about your artistic style when she mentioned it, too.

2 months ago 8 1 0 0

The left doesn't focus on how to get men laid bc that's not its job. It's like asking "how come the left isn't offering solutions to me not finding anything to watch on Netflix?" That's your life to handle.

Free advice: no one wants to fuck anyone who cries about how no one will fuck them.

8 months ago 454 96 20 9

I was really enjoying how things were developing and starting to get attached to the characters. Really unfortunate how short its run turned out to be.

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Every business right now thinks its such an essential part of your life that you'd give them anything to keep using it and brother I am here to tell you I don't need a chat app that bad

2 months ago 7314 2150 9 59

Update: this mp3 player sucks and cuts out all the time. Oh well, guess I'll be looking for another in the future.

2 months ago 1 0 0 0

I think it's good and just of him if it's real (which I assume it is) so I don't get the reactions.

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picture of small black MP3 player with simple buttons on top of a silver laptop covered with stickers

picture of small black MP3 player with simple buttons on top of a silver laptop covered with stickers

Broke down and bought my wife and I plain MP3 players with no wifi connection. I got pretty tired of Apple deleting my music without asking or telling me! I just want to listen to my music without constantly being disappointed to realize this or that favorite has disappeared from my phone.

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I realise I'm just a freak, but living in a multicultural city is the best thing of all time, it's just the best possible human experience and i can not understand why anyone on earth would be like "weve got to destroy this"

3 months ago 11045 1926 22 271
ICE document entitled "Operational Info"

ICE document entitled "Operational Info"

Page 2 of ICE document left by Meal Team 6

Page 2 of ICE document left by Meal Team 6

Judges processing the people who get snatched in the ICE raids.

Judges processing the people who get snatched in the ICE raids.

Screenshots of some of the documents found in looted ICE vehicles from one of the livestreams before it got turned "private" on YouTube (after the other one already was). Share widely and make sure the genie can't go back in the bottle.

3 months ago 1304 792 25 83

The place where I got my TESL Ontario certification is closing because of budget cuts 🥲 my first job here was supply for the school it was attached to

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another morning when it’s an existentially shameful thing to be an american huh

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