Two black and brown bunnies sit beside a pile of hay on a white background.

"Your original character has now been sentenced to a coffee shop AU"

The coffee shop, along with much of the continent, has been flattened by a moon-sized lump of meat.

Screenshot of a messaging app. I send a picture showing teeth growing from a hand, and write "cantt use phone.i think i caught somrethhing fromthe patiemt the.otherday". The recipient replies "Oh my God"

This April Fools, instead of tricking you I've made my target a single person.
Let me tell you the story of how I not only wasted a scammer's time for days, but scared him really bad by making him live through a bespoke body horror story (🧵)

Bloody hell. Researchers invented a disease, published two fake papers to see if LLM’s would ingest them and kick them up as fact — and then it broke containment and all the major AI’s bought in. Information pollution.

www.nature.com/articles/d41...

this one's boring.
#deltarune #utdr

Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream screenshot. Ibuprofen in a mii's tummy.

Three Pointcrow shorts in a line, captions in the thumbnails saying "A LIT STOVE", "said a slur", and "IN THIS JAR!" respectively. The third thumbnail also has text saying "ACTUAL RICE" with an arrow pointing to a grain of rice.

A LIT STOVE said a slur IN THIS JAR! (actual rice)

art of a computer desktop screen, with the emulator Visual Boy Advance open in a window in the middle. it displays a completely black screen, apart from white text in the center that reads "END?". speech bubbles are coming from the window, saying "We sure had a lot of fun, didn't we?" "Bye." "I wish we could always be together." "*giggle* That was fun!" "Goodbye." "Thanks." "Thanks for everything." "Let's meet again sometime. We can meet as many times as we want." the desktop background is the only thing not drawn, a heavily edited photograph of a field of sunflowers. in the corner, the date reads april 25th, 2012. that was the day I finished mother 3 for the first time.

i love you, too

A screenshot of a text from Amazon. Amazon: Your package was delivered! (attached is a picture of a box with a piece of paper that reads DO NOT GO OUTSIDE) The receiver sends a question mark as a response. Amazon sends another picture with the same piece of paper on the box, but the words are covered in blood along with the message "JUST KIDDING :)" in blood.

alright

One of my thoughts on 4/20 is that the general cultural mode of a guy who likes drugs has moved from a kind of hippy let’s all get along sort of guy to a “I am better than you because I do drugs and have become the ubermensch” sort of guy and it’s been a pretty big catastrophe for the human race

i don't think believing this makes someone an evil person BUT all evil people believe this

this is one of the most offensive things I've seen in years

Yesterday @reified-systems.itch.io pointed out that Basil's face from this Fawlty Towers VHS collection is nearly exactly The Expression from Disco Elysium, and my mind is blown.

I genuinely think this may be the original inspiration! So many details match up

Steve Kornacki: New Gen Z poll shows clear divide on Israel-Palestine NBC News chief data analyst Steve Kornacki breaks down a new NBC News Decision Desk poll for Meet the Press showing Americans are evenly divided in their sympathies between Israelis and Palestinians, ...

A new NBC News Decision Desk poll shows that 75% of all Democrats sympathize more with Palestinians than with Israelis.

It also shows that 74% of all of Gen Z, total, sympathizes more with Palestinians than with the Israelis.

thank god this site is free

Yikes! Always something…

We better wake up to what’s happening online. The right isn’t just posting anymore; they’re scaling influence with AI.

📌 AI-generated pro-Trump “influencers” are surging on social media and are starting to shape what people see and believe.

Two light brown bunnies are eating grass while sitting outside.

mRNA technology may be THE most underrated and unfairly scrutinized (fuck you COVID antivax crew) medical breakthrough in my lifetime.

Like... The things this is already showing it can do in the last 5-7 years is incredible.

I don't recall any previous transformative technologies that had to be sold to the public so hard. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!"

Panel 1: Shen is facing the viewer directly, with a green starry background, saying "BLUECHAIR, the comic I've been making on Webtoon for the past 12 years, is ending tomorrow." Panel 2: Shen takes a long and peaceful inhale through his nose, his eyes closed, serenely appreciating the sunlight falling upon him. Panel 3: Shen keels over and screams "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA T.F. AM I GONNA DOOOOO!!!!!!" Panel 4: Text reading "give it a warm sendoff at BLUECHAIR-WEBTOON.COM (or just search 'BLUECHAIR' on Webtoon) ~ Shen" and there's a minimalist winking Shen face.

Just saw the Exit 8 movie and that shit ROCKED!!! New high water mark for game adaptations imo

I work so hard on my youtube essay channel... I live less than a two hour drive from the home of mr beast... where is my invitation? when will I be granted access to the hallowed halls of beastdom...

Child: I know your name. Mamdani.

Obama: What’s his first name?

Child: Mayor.

The Newspaper: nooooooo you have to debate every bad faith asshole in the worrrrrrld no matter how incoherent or wretched their supposed views are

The Pope: nope I’m gonna wear a big hat

Mike Nellis @MikeNellis "I'M NO LONGER CATHOLIC!" Hannity ABANDONS HIS FAITH for Trump NELLIS X.com • +*+

Amazing that in the national divorce the libs are getting the NFL, butter and cooking oil, being attracted to adult women, standup comedy, Bud Light, and now also Catholicism

job

once again the fashion industry imposes impossible beauty standards upon women

i’m just so glad they both got sober ♥️