A lot of these assholes wouldn’t even do business in Germany because they make companies treat employees too nice

Just had a dream I was at a theme park and Eminem wouldn’t stop annoying me to take pictures of him with fans

@murderxbryan.bsky.social I blame you for this

That’s right, early in the NBA playoffs. Celtics in four!

Oh it “failed as a tech hub”. Not “succeeded at chasing off leech ass nerds and protecting actual research facilities”.

The fuck did Boston do?! I’ll kick this asshole’s ass right in the hole!

Minneapolis rooftop on infamous album from The Replacements YouTube video by FOX 9 Minneapolis-St. Paul

This showed up in my feed, and it’s only appropriate that he photographer who shot this album cover is like “I’m really more of a Hüsker Dü fan.”

“Many podcast networks have put themselves in financial ruin by overpaying boring celebrities for half assed content… but it might work for us.”

Tetris (1989)

Today’s soundtrack - The Armed

Your head is a pothole

Congratulations Sixers, and sorry for what the Celtics are about to do to you

One of the biggest labor battles in the US is happening right now in Los Angeles, at USC, where our faculty-union campaign with majority support is being met by nasty, corporate-grade administrative resistance, and national press won't cover it.

“It would be nice if we could broadcast a basketball game without random blackout interruptions and technical difficulties, however humanity simply does not possess the technology,” ~ the single most valuable company on planet earth

Everyone knows that the Beatles of the 90s is Oasis

Birdo’s Dating Simulator

Honestly they should’ve stopped making new musicians after they invented Stevie Wonder

Why is Netgear emailing to tell me they bribed the FCC

We’re out here deathmaxxing, doing a full ascend, gravemogging

A sped up timelapse of him slowly curling into a ball during his Adam Friedland interview would be insane

Watched him get asked “What’s your favorite movie” and it took a solid half minute of silence before he came up with Limitless

Like,

Charlie Brown saying Good Grief was a sigh op.

Oasis reunion was Brat Summer for boys (read: awesome)

I read this as Paddington 4 would be an Escape From New York reboot

Is The Ring on there?

That’s somehow still more air time than the NFL gave to Black Lives Matter

I made about that money when I got priced out of Hawthorne because of that fucking stadium, lol