this shit is so easy to do

how do you get a job at the stock exchange as one of the guys staring at the screen, pinching his mouth together and shaking his head and crying. because i've done that at a synchrotron already, think i could be good at it

many are calling the 2020 wine vintage "The Coolest Year in Human History 😎"

he's actually so chill when he's not trying to get you to go see the Eiffel tower or whatever the fuck

i want to taste the overseasoned fish...

glad fredag på er

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you are so wrong for this one

Character design for @skqw.bsky.social

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Grrrrr....

Japanese 7-Elevens offer their customers free tertiary education

there's a clear need in the market for a product that is 1000% alcohol by volume

they should advertise alcohol like Gushers, emphasizing the product's transformative power. I would certainly be inclined to drink more alcohol

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Liu Bei visits Zhuge Liang three times at Luckin Coffee.

Vi som hängde på Epsteinön för kulturen och den lokala matscenen tycker det hela är väldigt olyckligt.

SAME

a brown ink drawing of three hares arranged in a triangle, each sharing an ear with both of the other two hares

three hares (holy trinity) germany, 16th century

that's wassup 😎

The Nobel Prize museum in Oslo subtweeting the fuck out of Trump today. Nobel Peace Center O @NobelPeaceOslo G..• The #NobelPeacePrize medal. It measures 6.6 cm in diameter, weighs 196 grams and is struck in gold. On its face, a portrait of Alfred Nobel and on its reverse, three naked men holding around each other's shoulders as a sign of brotherhood. A design unchanged for 120 years. Did you know that some Nobel Peace Prize medals have been passed on after the award was given? A well-known case is Dmitry Muratov's medal, which was auctioned for over USD 100 million to support refugees from the war in Ukraine. And the medal displayed at the Nobel Peace Center is actually on loan and originally belonged to Christian Lous Lange, Norway's first Peace Prize laureate. But one truth remains. As the Norwegian Nobel Committee states: "Once a Nobel Prize is announced, it cannot be revoked, shared, or transferred to others. The decision is final and stands for all time." A medal can change owners, but the title of a Nobel Peace Prize laureate cannot.

Maybe think of this next time, before you give the peace prize to a very obviously bent fash crank baying for America to invade her country, depose its government and put her in charge

Trump won't see this joke.

But your friends who are T-ball-playing 5-year olds will.

"international law must be followed" is european for "thoughts and prayers"

in many ways trump is the perfect useful idiot here as he is such a force of personality and conducting this war so brazenly that it is extremely easy to be shocked, apalled and horrified by this without actually opposing the american empire that is the root of this evil and bloodshed

Leopold Bloom and Stephen Dedalus are being added as skins to Fortnite

Lutfisk- och ananaslåda med curry, grädde och cornflakes-topping.

En klassiker på julbordet!