Posts by Dum Cump
how pendulous we talking?
Our local megachurch prefers “biblefrick”
Someday the fact that I have a pool will convince you
You gonna take me shopping for my first one?
Do I… do I open a sexy car wash now?
come here I’ll show you
I don’t know what to do with my boobs in pictures
What is it then, Jon?
love early gay summer
Two dream boats right there
Oh someone in that household is eating good that’s for sure
perhaps not but I’ve heard from a reliable source that the bush lace is clockable
it’s @lerrrgan.bsky.social and I know it
3 motherspoons a day
On a toothpick in a bloody mary 🙂↕️
I’m well versed in these topics if you care to discuss
He who smelt it
Next time I’m in Philly I’ll let you know how short you really are
greatest city in the world
Some people just deserve the best things in life and Chad is one of them
you know what
BUT you know who’s airport is really close to Mexico? 🤭
Criminal
same babes (minus the meth). the bloodline ends here
boy dinner mhm
what’s getting each other just a little chubbed up between friends, right?
idk I always sleep so I don’t have to think about it
no but @dylannn.bsky.social dips in the toilet water sometimes