That Cameron Diaz Jason Siegel movie has a joke about how no one knows what it is or how it happens, then their sex tape is on it

The cover of Jeanine Deas's new kid’s book "ABC Ducks of Deering Oaks Park" which "helps kids learn their ABCs… one duck at a time" https://12willowspress.com/home/books/abc-ducks/

A family friend, Jeanine Deas, released her new kid’s book "ABC Ducks of Deering Oaks Park" which "helps kids learn their ABCs… one duck at a time"

“This GREAT new book supports key early literacy skills.”
-- Danielle E. Warren, M.Ed.
12willowspress.com/home/books/a...
#12WillowsPress
#ABCDucksBook

Had a former student who got a job at a big betting company say that they consider themselves as a tech company not a gambling company, so definitely

I will be using this thank you!

BBallGod is dead

Ball turning it over then fouling a 3pt shooter to lose the game is what he deserves after the dirty Bam play

😂

It should carry them through round one so they can save money

“She sold swords” was about as hard as I’ve laughed at a tv show

Throw that on the tortilla first, put the cheese on it, then cook the eggs. That head start on melting is clutch
(Edited 1:50 PM via @skeetsapp.com)

Just knew it was some conservative talking point where literally all she had to do to refute it was say what she did

Seems like someone trying to explain why it still wasn’t a mistake that he voted for trump fumbling through his memory for twitter posts he liked this past week

They really have such high unearned smugness

Can’t watch until Friday night, but this makes me so excited for it 

Normally these accounts have already been added to the mute lists..

Soooo getting there around 6:20 ain’t gonna cut it huh?

[space shuttle]

CAPTAIN: prepare for landing

ME: roger that

CAPTAIN: reverse thrusters

ME: sretsurht lol

CAPTAIN: lol

*we smash full speed into the moon*

That the first “none” this year???

Basically every response is Midwest or south… or Albany/Cuse/Roc lol

Utica is Syracuse on meth

With the island?

Jaylen Brown with a double pump reverse dunk YouTube video by Tomasz Kordylewski (Timi)

https://youtu.be/LSRGqnkpTQk?si=Tl6R3zkIhwfoTLt_ @timi093.bsky.social coming in clutch

Just root for the legacy and fleet and baseball team until expansion

Best part is the admission that it’s a bogeyman: “It is unclear how many, if any, transgender women are competing at an Olympic level. No (trans women) competed at the 2024 Paris Summer Games, though weightlifter Laurel Hubbard did at the Tokyo Olympics in 2021 without winning a medal.”

How they gonna prove they’re trans?

NYTs midi adding this hint in parentheses is legit insulting

Still getting the login loop anything I should try?