Whoever's spamming the praise form to bump my weight up, thanks, keep it up (                      )^///^(                      )

*urp*

Pornography is bad if YOU make it but if corporations want to sell it to you then it's fine.

So long as your consumption of pornography is beholden to and serving capital. Think of the shareholders.

Maybe if they’re blind, deaf, and at least ten metres away

just a couple

I’m such a sucker for blob faces.
And blob arms.
And blob legs.
And blob furs.
And blob Pokémon.
And blob people.

I think someone might have squatted your old username pretending to be you

critically important toggle; they'll slap this one on stuff that just has, like, queer slogans or pride iconography, because this website's moderation is shit from an ass

cis women transphobes are as embarassing as they are revolting because they will declare with their whole chest “I am less capable than a man and I demand you treat me accordingly by lowering your expectations!”

girl shut the fuck up there’s no gender advantage in CHESS

SNL UK is absolutely putting its American counterpart to shame dear lord

Surely it'd just be 1 Dalmatian.

is Bluesky having a moment today cuz I'm constantly having to refresh pages in order for them to load anything

It's been crap for a couple of years now. Basically immediately sells out anywhere that hasn't already jacked the price of boosters at least a few quid above RRP.

Stupid kink idea: jury nullification.

blobnitohazard, if you will

💭 being loaded onto vehicles for transit

Funny how the moment I revert the lil joke multiplier on my display weight I immediately regain the mood to be ludicrously blobfat

Moving the blob to the next restaurant to empty all the food of!

Who is it? It's you! You don't recognize yourself because you're too big? GOOD! :3

It's a wild point of contention in-system that I'm super down for being uselessly immobile when another is fiercely independent and doesn't want to have to rely on anyone for anything.

Ah heck those people, block them if you must, if it ain't hurting anyone and makes you happy, do it.

Not like the fandom isn't crammed full of littles/kidfurs/babyfurs already.

imagine being a lardblimp like who would be that

If it makes you happy, do it :3

Oh the site sucked from an accessibility point of view, right down to how the code was structured. I just miss the the vibes.

SubscribeStar wants to ban my and my knees, eh? You know who else has knees? Mother Earth, and she's down on one knee and proposing to tomorrow, and no subscription to the stars is going to take money out of my spiritual wallet. Call me whatever you wish. My phone line hasn't been paid in years.

The (utterly unconfirmed) story seems to be that they all lied about their shoe sizes because Trump said something rude about people with small feet.

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Planning on making an udon noodle, huh?

saw this on tumblr and it's literally so true woah

and if that's too large for your tastes then just donate the extra to me, I don't mind!

You should be fat enough that people travelling into town see you on the skyline and use that as evidence that they've almost arrived