I saw the tawdry gossip bat signal

It’s deliciously tawdry & specific - we all want to see that dance!

Thanks Vanessa - same to you xx

I stood behind Victor Ebuwa from BB5 in a queue for a cashpoint at the services

Thank you Joel

I did!

Please never forget that Gregg Wallace headbutted my friend’s brother, in a pub in Putney

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Adam Peaty’s mum. I’m not at the wedding party. I wasn’t invited

Ooh nice. I’m still on there tho!

Here he is

Yes we’re both ok. Just slogging away til Christmas. This autumn is never ending!

How are you doing

Happy birthday xx

I think @beige23.bsky.social said it best.

I enjoyed it quietly

Do you tho

Do you tho

I do miss you!

I responded!

Have come on here to say for your eyes only is on and I miss @eatmyhalo.bsky.social

Lisa! Yass hun

Potato farmer dick on twitter!

I am still over there. Just popped in for a moment

Live Aid is strangely addictive

a man wearing sunglasses and a black shirt is walking down a sidewalk . ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a black shirt is walking down a sidewalk .

Hello Colin

a man wearing a hat and a tank top is standing on a boat near the ocean . ALT: a man wearing a hat and a tank top is standing on a boat near the ocean .

Hi guys

Oh God, for sure

Not personally! But always got the sense he was ‘tricky’ to deal with

Isn’t that enough?!