A photo of a round, orb-like Luigi in a beautiful sunkissed meadow. The accompanying text reads "Your soul is beautiful, no matter what shape it takes."

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND done.

"Uhh, fuck! Fuck! Mustard communion wafers? M-Malort as the wine?? Da Pope but said like Da Bears?! Shit shit shit, someone's already posted all this!!!!" -Every Chicago person on Bluesky right now

Homer of a Lonely Bart

“Capybaras on the computer” is like my favorite genre of photo

Orange and white tabby laying on top of a cat tower, he is winking

my cool and powerful wink
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the first time you play Katamari Damacy is a little like the first time you stick your arm out the window of a moving car and feel the wind on your fingers

At one point in time Twitter rly did hit different

every time i say “my city now” im afraid people don’t know what I mean because meguka might have been lost to time so just for the record I mean this

(focusing on the present moment) damn the present moment sucks

i think the problem is we stopped posting song lyrics on social media. what even is the point of this shit.

As governor of Illinois, I’ve made it my mission to make our state the best to call home including for our LGBTQ+ community.

No matter who you are or who you love, everyone deserves dignity and equality.

Hate has no home here.

Uni…are you really a cat?

本当に猫？

I remember this every so often and I start cracking up

fluorescent pink font with black lines in the middle of the letters: nice one! you spanked the money at 359 miles per hour

spank the monkey, screenshot, browser (2002) www.mobygames.com/game/68051/s...

dating some one toothless

“My life is like a video game…
Trying hard to beat the stage…
… all while I am still collecting coins”

- Ancient Chinese Proverb

Orange and white tabby laying in a white bathtub, the way it's shot makes it look like he's in an endless white void

i ate the whole universe
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Mom, can I hold your hand…?

Orange and white tabby jumping out of a fridge after he crawled in there before he could be stopped

okay i had enough fidge time
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Orange and white tabby laying on a pink plush couch sleeping

Same cat on the same couch but now hes awake and sticking his head up

what did you saying about my cute?
#cat #cats #catsofbluesky

insects who prefer warmer weather? why the fuck are you so sensitive all of a sudden. your entire body has like 2 nerves in it. you are shit

one of the greatest stories ever told

|still trapped inside your own walls|

Orange and white tabby laying on a grey chair, his tail is tucked in

i tuck in my tail for safekeeping
#cat #cats #catsofbluesky