Holding my kid’s cough syrup bottle from the bottom like a sommelier.

I'm using Discord for an AI course and I'll never understand why it's so popular. Just a gigantic, unprioritized mess.

maybe judge dredd

it's gonna be judge judy now isn't it

To everyone working on a messaging app:

Please implement filtering for political spam texts.

Really wish there was a way to auto-hide all reaction videos from YouTube.

bsky.app/profile/munaf.bsky.socia...

Same. We jammin’.

Twitter renaming itself to Threats.

What I want is bluesky with enough of those people to be financially viable but also with sophisticated custom algos I can use to never see any of their posts

This deserves way more than 6 likes.

There are two types of people in the workplace. Those who set office chairs to recline, and winners.

Me: Oh fun I got a new follower
Their Account: Following 60,000 people

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Text-only cameras

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Back atcha

wait what's the airpods max charger thing you have i want it

Shrimp mixed into something without the tails already removed.

or blight

blürt

😔

found a bug

but always return an error message if you have twitter blue

feature idea: sign up with twitter

Bluesky has it all

Biscuit

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Wonder how long we have before VCs start posting here.

normal human beings will absolutely purchase a domain and edit DNS records to verify themselves, and if i am wrong may god str

Counterpoint: Olive, the cat of width.