Oh no — next comes free preschool, free school meals, higher wages, and tuition-free community college.

Truly terrifying stuff.

Politics aside: this Boy Band Confidential documentary is NUTS.

Peter Pan’s Midlife Crisis | SNL UK YouTube video by Saturday Night Live UK

God SNL UK is so good: youtu.be/JcDwuMOF2EA?...

That's why Haley being slightly ahead makes no sense. Are all the undecideds the people who will end up going for El-Sayed (we hope) or McMorrow?

WHO THE FUCK IS SUPPORTING HALEY STEVENS?

Time to fire up Michigan Storm Chasers!

@annehelen.bsky.social's Tuesday Thread is about first record/CD/tape and it has got me on a Janet Jackson bender and holy cow she has so many bangers!!!!

Hey @mizzwelch.bsky.social how about pulling yourself off Substack?

Y'all need to get the fuck off Substack.

The enshitification of insurance ⬆️

imagine telling the Pope to "get his act together"

IHIP News: Abdul El-Sayed SLAMS His AIPAC-OWNED Opponents as Dems LAUNCH ATTACKS Against Him! YouTube video by I've Had It

Thanks for selling out @mallorymcmorrow.bsky.social so I can become an @abdulelsayed.bsky.social fangirl!

youtu.be/EaW1BnXQl3o?...

I mean…I’d rather have her than Newsom?

Sometimes I feel extremely stressed and then I remember that I’ll never have to take college algebra again and I realize that everything’s going to be okay

We finally have something nice to say about Trump: he’s made Taco Tuesday a global phenomenon.

I know it's late, but I need you all to realize that as soon as we started paying attention to these races, Moms for Liberty & their ilk, started losing. They exploited a window of apathy & did a lot of damage, but they just cannot win when actually opposed. No unopposed elections anywhere.

TACO TUESDAY

Gee I wonder who these milktoast Dems will be endorsing 🙄

So happy for the Wolverines, especially the one that came out of my belly! Great day in the mitten state!!!

I know everyone complains about Allegiant, but them giving us free sodas and snacks as apologies for an hour mechanical delay sooooo beats United leaving me on the tarmac starving for 5 hours so far…

Go Blue! 💙💛

unironically miss rachel for president

To my trans pals, you are seen and you are loved.

I’m watching the JFK Jr show and it’s not incredibly interesting but the eye candy is good and the soundtrack is GREAT.

Yup, me too. Abdul or bust.

a man is dressed as a clown with a rainbow wig ALT: a man is dressed as a clown with a rainbow wig

DebutTV? #iheartawards

I saw John Mellencamp when I was 19. I’m 44.75 years old and he is still singing live!! #iheartawards

When you’re watching the iHeart awards (Tayvis!) and Google all the artists you haven’t heard of + MAGA to determine whether or not they are worth your listening time.

That was a great day!

Someone literally cold-emailed me from LinkedIn and referenced MY FRIEND'S DEATH as a segway into giving me a sales pitch.

I don't normally respond to these things, but they got a "FUCK YOU" out of my very polite business professional email inbox.