WOOHOO WOUT! Amazing win! #ParisRoubaix #CouchPeloton

I’ll take Jasper Stuyven, please 🤞🏼 thank you

Holy moley, Pog’s on a neutral service bike!?!’

They’re dropping like flies over this first sector - it’s called “The Hell of the North” for a reason #CouchPeloton #ParisRoubaix

I love that this is being described as a “blockade” and a “time out” at 53kph?! Yeah, totally relaxing… #CouchPeloton #ParisRoubaix

Hey Scoot 🙂

Wow! I thought Keeno was trying to be funny, or maybe I misheard him - but actual facts. I learn something new everyday, thank you Martina 🙂

🤷🏼‍♀️ they’ve commentated on weirder things over the years

Hey #CouchPeloton — I joined the coverage as Keeno’s talking about Pope Urbane?? Did we have one of those? Nice cathedral though 😉 #SBSTdF #TDF2025

Am I wrong? 🤷🏼‍♀️

He does love his food, and can be particular about what it is - so pretty accurate 😆

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I’m due for my annual #roadsiderandoms rage 😡
1. GET THE F off the road!!?!
2. Blocking the road isn’t f’ing helpful to the riders, teams or anyone. See point 1.
3. Passion and support is great, but not when it’s shouted *into the riders faces* see point 1
#CouchPeloton #SBSTdF #TDF2025

Did we ever find out how Bryan Coquard hurt his finger yesterday? #CouchPeloton #SBSTdF #TDF2025

A few are wearing hats but no shirts - and showing some lobster colour 😬

I agree - but also, the way the actor delivers that line is pretty good

I wonder if the joy of going early in the ITT is that you get it over and done with earlier in the day? Thoughts? #CouchPeloton #SBSTdF #TDF2025

#TourCat hard at work at the biscuit factory this evening, while Stage 12 #TDF2025 rolls on towards the mountains 🚴‍♂️🚴 #CouchPeloton #SBSTdF

Strong canine opinions being expressed there 🐶

Wow!!

Hey #CouchPeloton — stupid work getting in the way of watching #TDF2025, so I missed the whole stage 11 last night. How did Pog crash?? 💥

Prioritising tonight, and sliding in late (just before the FRATL cutoff, luckily). #SBSTdF

So #CouchPeloton - on a scale of cheese, how are we feeling about this uppity downity stage? #SBSTdF #TDFF2025

Credit to La Petite Fromagerie on Insta

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@sophoife.bsky.social 1.33am for Stage 10 #FRATL please 🇫🇷 merci #CouchPeloton #SBSTdF #TDF2025

It’s a great drink, and great taste!

That looks yum!

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Okay, that TOTALLY got my attention: fancy French bangers and mash!! Sign me up Guillaume!!! #CouchPeloton #SBSTdF #TDF2025

Random moment thinking that Mathis Le Berre (136 Arkea) could be Robbie’s doppelgänger with that riding style #CouchPeloton #SBSTdF #TDF2025

Had a little grazing plate in celebration of #BastilleDay, and enjoying some lovely French mountain scenery with the #CouchPeloton.

Hopefully the #RoadsideRandoms on the climbs remain respectful and off the road 🤞🏼 #SBSTdF #TdF2025

There’s no way I’d have hit coffee in hot outdoor weather, so my ever practical brain suspects it’s H2O, given the heat and temps in France rn