They hate me for my sick ass dopamine deficit

Is the hut on chicken legs or am I entering on chicken legs as some sort of half-woman half-hen situation?

I used to feel this way, then I realized I am in fact talking in a mad attitude voice all the time

All Midwest trash of a certain age has basically been in that kitchen scene at some point in their life

How many dates before bringing up Gummo?

The gradual internal destruction of my spank bank is proving to be more upsetting than I had anticipated

So real

Yeah sex is cool, but have you ever been so high and eating fries so hard that you accidentally bite your own thumb?

My fingertips are so soft and that makes me sad 😢

Being physically disabled & mentally ill is crazy, you can be a full-blown addict for a decade of your life and no one suspects a thing cuz the drugs just made you "normal"

Popeyes in bed is my religion

It's nice to see someone else saying this. Gonna give it a couple more listens and hope it grows on me, but it definitely hasn't grabbed me the way their past releases have.

I don't need therapy because I simply think

That's the biggest difference between you and me, you desperately need to feel special, and I accepted long ago that I'm not

My downstairs neighbor's alarm has been going off at full volume for nearly four hours and it feels like psychological torture

Tryin to feel like National Anthem and always end up feeling like Blue Jeans

When I think of a guy in short shorts this is quite literally the exact picture that comes to mind

One of these days I'm gonna pop my head out the door and scream "I'm tryna goon over here" while my neighbors are having a shouting match outside my bedroom window

Your bf looks like his favorite guitarists are youtubers

Put this in my drafts while I was tripping and genuinely don't know why stamps still cost 32 cents in my head

I'll accept pics of handwritten love letters, save your 32 cents baby

A man like IV Dilaudid. A man that feels like a Cocteau Twins song sounds. A man that shuts my brain down like an animal that can finally stop running

If I've ever assigned any religious iconography to you as my crush just know we're both cooked

There is no internet only tone