The best ways to go to bed involve variations of the following:
A diaper change, a loved one rubbing warm baby lotion on you, a bedtime story read out loud, being bottlefed in their embrace, then finally laying down in the crib together and slipping into dreamland 🥹💙

Mayor Zohran Mamdani behind the counter of a bodega in The Bronx, flanked by various people. A journalist with a microphone labeled “Shop Cats” is standing in front of the sales counter, and holding the mic up to a black and white cat sitting on the counter next to bananas. The cat has an expression like in the famous “Sir, are you aware that you are a cat” meme

“Sir, are you aware that you are a cat, and Mayor Zohran Mamdani is standing right behind you?”

ARTEMIS II MISSION REQUIREMENT:
🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇸🇨🇦

When I heard you are sick... 😭 💔

Get well soon 🙏🏻💝

📸: @shujjawuff.bsky.social

📸🍄
commission for soundjake

WOAH WAIT HANG ON

SKEETS RENDERS MARKDOWN EVEN WHEN BSKY DOESNT???

Buizel lifeguard (Eddie) has promoted from scrapped concept to "I'll let them stick around".

Babyfurs, unironically, 10 years from now.

Again big toy mood today
I wanna be a TFee stuck as a plastic toy for others to make fun of/have fun with
Is that too much to ask for

A very good inflatable rabbit poses for the camera, the subservience in their eyes plain for all to see, their head little more than a glorified balloon, shivering with every snap, creak and pop of the rubber reverberating around their head~ it’s made of royal blue latex with bright yellow accents on the snout and eyes and inside the ears~

u should tell @neshurr.bsky.social what a good bunny toy they are <3 they don’t have a phone atm, so it would be nice to give some 𝑰𝒏𝒕𝒐𝒙𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 validation to the sweet thing, for it to find when it makes it home~

Would you be so kind? It likes to ensure its subjects feel supremely appreciated~

Be the reason someone goes "Did someone actually turn into this?" today!

Waking up to a need to be turned into a beachball or balloon and being inflated REALLY big and round

I'm sure it already exists but I'm making a telegram bot that yells at you when a rocket is about to go off in Florida so I stop missing them lol

From a Smash for 3DS/Wii U Direct. A substitute in place of Masahiro Sakurai.

Depths of Bulbapedia

check out this guy

2016 vs today.

I got old ;_;

Tabby stands on hind legs with one paw outstretched toward a TV displaying a capsule above water.

NASA failed to predict the real splashdown risk.

Okay CTA. This is a good sign.

Bunnies in a raft pull up next to a spaceship capsule, which has just splashed down and is floating in the open sea. Visible in the capsule, two bunnies wave at the ones in the boat.

Daily bunny no.3285 made it home safely

jesus fuck lmao hahaha

This is peak furry room party content simulator. We have like 10 dudes standing around awkwardly waiting for a fancy pooltoy to be inflated.

Out there, there's so much to discover.
Happy #FursuitFriday, and welcome home Artemis 2!

Taken by @euphieeuphoria.bsky.social

let’s hang out by the field with mama

A 400mm fd lens on my mirrorless camera body. It's the size of my god dang forearm

Got a new old lens for my camera and its ~girthy~

A black cat laying on a hardwood floor, immobilized by a harness, staring forlornly at a plastic spring

Möther... Cruel Möther... Why have you done this to me? You know I cannot move with the harness on!

Adult Ori is wearing their usual clothes. Shortalls, croptop, socks and chunky shoes, with plenty of accessories. And they don't give a single fuck. Ah, you can also see they are wearing a diaper :P Behind the, you can read "I'm hella weird, and I'm fine with that"

Idk, it's ok to be weird.

I don’t think that’s how you’re supposed to operate a chair

🎨 - @bagelcollie.bsky.social
🦊 - @gassyfox.bsky.social ‘s Zoey!