Everton winning the league

Not sure about this 'statement', it doesn't seem to exist when you Google around. No reputable sites have this on them.

It's the triumph of hope over experience isn't it?

He was shit but the Clattenberg derby takes some topping for me. Depressingly though there's a lot of competition for that title just in derbies alone.

People don't talk enough about the supernatural event where a land dispute in Liverpool in 1892 somehow opened up a portal into hell.

Just fuck off. Got what you wanted there you bunch of cunts. Stick it up your arse

Mr Fourth Official, are those 11 minutes in the room with you now?

Should be in a striker's instincts really

Why's Barry not attacking the back post there?

Missed Beto's goal as I had to go to the bog. You're welcome!

My thoughts exactly mate

Feel deflated at HT. Some things never change do they? You're always playing against 12 men in the derby and we'll always find a way to shoot ourselves in the foot.

Ah fuck off

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Ohhh Beto!

Come on Everton, into these bastards!

This is how I found out that the classic Sesame Street 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12 song was by the Pointer Sisters!

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Wild? I'm positively livid!

Au contraire, Rodders, the ice hockey team getting tonked leaves open a huge amount of karmic / cosmic/ whatever voodoo you believe in energy for the toffees tomorrow afternoon!

For context, the wife's (and therefore now my) ice hockey team is 4-0 down in game 1 of the playoffs at the halfway point.

It's my all time favourite. It takes some restraint to not use it more!

This game so far.

#TexasHockey

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Fucking hell this is going to be a trial of strength this post season for the Stars. One battle after another.

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I Could B So Good 4 U

Good stuff that mate.

This was a particularly nice line: "The age of soap operas is dead; welcome the new circus but with its main cast consuming all the bread."

Yeah as Geoffrey Rush's top disco goon. It was great silly fun!

Oh man I really loved it. It was like a crazy Mel Brooks meets Buckaroo Banzai daft romp.

Have any of you seen the film Mystery Men from 1999?

It'd completely passed me by but it's really good fun.

And Geoffrey Rush as the supervillain is the Blofeld that got away. Christoph Waltz could only dream of having such fun in Spectre.

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Did you then?

Not that I'm a bad influence or anything but Tesco Whoosh some in?