there’s no proof of this

ooh nana what’s my name

paulette is gonna be such a serve, making landfall like here comes the hurricane bitch!!

someone has to

why am i like this ???? (awake)

who is the christopher walken in this scenario is an excellent question

one day soon

^me after the mods get to me

💀💀💀

…to push me off the boat

mister police i gave you all the clues

based solely on circumstantial evidence, signs are pointing to @coachjerry.cruises

a miracle on bluesky street

nooo don’t mysteriously drown you’re so sexy haha

LEG*

selfie at sea

the natalie wood of bluesky, they said

you instantly turn green

🙏🙏🙏

spreading the gospel!

need

speak on it

oh no

‘traditional’ not being in quotes in the headline is a wild choice - who’s tradition are we talking about here?!?

and just like that…

not no!!

don’t worry it’s all in your head

you’d be surprised

eat zucchini
eat
zucchini

teeny!!!