A variety pack of monster energy drunks with orange white and pink cans

Wait, in addition to having a trans pride pack, Monster also has a lesbian pride pack? They really are pandering

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i am so sorry. 🫂❤️

you're gorgeous, Kit ❤️

i'm sorry, darling. much sympathy. my recovery sucks too.

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well done! ❤️

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ouch! much sympathy, i have the same kind of skin

A burrito that’s so large, it’s just called a burro

it’s Moon Pie’s birthday today!

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"im gonna put a baby inside you" i seductively say as i prepare to inject you with babies.

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aw i’m happy to help!
btw that linked post shows the difference between drugstore brands like Maybelline (first three) and boutique brands (last one) which have much more depth & nuance.

there’s no finish line really, just a long journey that gets easier as you go. some steps are bigger than others, some are harder. just keep going, you’ll find more and more joy along the way. ❤️

and these are my favorite reds!

hehe. this one is nice & subtle. be aware that it can look very different depending on skin tone. i first saw this one on olive skin & it's gorgeous but nothing like it is on my fair, cool complexion!

i recommend Maybelline matte ink in general btw, it's easy to wear and very affordable.

good luck with surgery prep, cutie! ❤️

Traffic light posts presiding over amber fog

From Thursday night.

mrawr! great fit too ❤️
happy birthday, Rachel 🥰

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this is Maybelline Super Stay Matte Ink (95 Visionary). it’s my favorite non-red lipstick

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aww thanks luv 🥰❤️

trixie in a white hat, behind a bouquet of pink roses, hydrangeas, and irises

a bouquet of pink roses, hydrangeas, and irises

fredlet’s family sent me flowers!

ty! 🥰❤️