I couldn’t find any dick so I got chipotle instead.

I swear. Every app for meeting someone is just bots and people asking for money.

Maybe instead of bringing in psychics, real housewives of Beverly Hills should bring in therapists.

The people at the top (of normal life, not the Epstein class) are invariably very kind to the people at the bottom. It’s the people in the middle who are assholes.

This season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has been the same argument over and over in different locations. Can’t wait for the reunion. #rhobh #bravo

Scooby Doo has a grin on his face with the word “RAHGOT” underneath

I could have sworn Tim Curry died. Who am I thinking of?! (Not Alan Rickman… it’s someone else…)

Thank you. This is my first foray into grief as an adult. It is a little overwhelming.

I am not dealing with my grandfather’s death very well.

Sometimes I think it’s not that hard to be a decent human being, but then I look around and see how the people around me act and I have to come to the conclusion that it must be difficult for most people.

Don’t make someone else’s pain about you.

When you tell someone that someone you love, died, you shouldn’t have to comfort that other person. They should comfort you. I don’t think that’s too much to ask.

I am not ugly enough for guys on Grindr to be asking me how much I would pay to fuck with them.

To be fair, the president does hang out with hookers. So.

Here’s the thing. I know I’m not ugly. So when I send face pics to guys who block me… I’m genuinely baffled.

I don’t know how to be friends with someone without fucking.

I should probably consult a therapist.

americans only save the world in movies

"Why don't Americans-" The ruling class of America has intentionally disempowered its citizens spread across 3,000+ miles of land and then funded the police force as an occupying army that happily murders anyone who opposes them and imprisons whoever is left as slave laborers. So phone calls it is

The elites don’t know how to spell either. #epsteinfiles

well let’s see how much I can get done before I just need to sit down in the shower and cry

Imagine massive protests in the streets...

I didn’t ask. I did not want to invite conversation on the topic. lol

*erases the words “find some eggs”*

Ok now I’m in.

Iran Imposes New ‘Cash, Grass, Or Ass’ Fee For Strait Of Hormuz

Iran Imposes New ‘Cash, Grass, Or Ass’ Fee For Strait Of Hormuz

Holy cow! I LOVED Everworld. I’ve literally never met anyone else who has heard of it.
(I still don’t know what happened at the end because I could never find the last book.)

Dorit: “Boz has supported me more than the rest of you put together!”

Dorit 5 minutes later: “I thought I could count on Erika! This really hurts!”
#rhobh #bravo

I love following scientists on BlueSky

Tobias preferred being a hawk to staying with his abusive family.

I’m not making any sort of point. I just think that’s a very sad storyline for a third grader to take in.

Don’t hurt people who are already hurting.

I keep trying to train my YouTube algorithm not to suggest AI slop… but so many of those videos are lists of interesting information that I want to hear about.