#art #eldenring

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

What if there was a complex process that nobody gave a shit about

My favorite Daft Punk song.

Congratulations to you both!

This is the coolest thing I've ever seen.

Salute to an all-time tweet

There's a sense in which I respect the evangelical leaders who unhesitatingly lined up behind the idea that President Pedophile B. Antichrist, the libertine looting and burning the world every day, is god's manifestation on earth. You have to rework your brain and moral sense so much to get there.

palantir should be viewed as the enemy of modern society

Ren fairs? Yes, absolutely.

They must be shooting on 24 fps cameras.

this race-bending the new musketeers thing is taking it way too far, next they'll be claiming Dumas was black or something

men. if u want to attract women u have to be scary. and a liar

a lot of people don't know this, but your library card actually gives you access to a underground tunnel network of strange architecture and unclear purpose

we've all got that one homie who is becoming woozy and incoherent due to blood loss

another of my favorite moments of the trip was quietly browsing the hentai section with some middle-aged japanese salarymen in full suits. "sumimasen" really hits when you're all trying to reach past one another for the King of Fighters porn

putting a handgun in your potion teachers mouth >>>>

Destreamerization. The elimination of streamers as a class

Game Club

Clavicular is a 20 year old child and famous for no good reason, not due to any particular celebration-worthy talent. He is a victim of a form of mental illness that is exacerbated by attention. However, if I come up with a good joke about him, I will post it.

Hmm posting a ChatGPT pic of myself as Christ seems to have backfired. Maybe this Muhammad pic will do better.

I’ll eat this whale in one mouthful.

I was born with two left feet. A house left foot and a stage left foot.

combining the Gun totem with a Bullet reagent to cast a particularly effective spell

drill sergeant: you're cute. You're handsome. I think you oughta be in movies

me: sir yes sir

drill sergeant, raising his voice to a scream: did anyone ever tell you you are beautiful

when the traxus free kits encounter a rook on their way to extract

photoshop of a good trailcams Bluesky post including a “trailcam” pic of Donald Trump looking especially like a cryptid

@grok how do i unlearn learned helplessness

Home won't have the juice. No milkshake, Mister Plainview. It's yet uninvented. You must have come from a pen. Some alien inkwell.

I listened to too much idm in highschool and it permanently impacted my ability to make friends