ok

I like flower

she went into a glau coma 😞

It's like stealing your uncle's underwear

I like the idea of them not having it but what do we do with it?

I could go for some elixir

it's always enriched uranium, never enriched me-ranium

Online dating in a nutshell

so real for this

Pay Z: NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani is still earning rap music royalties, tax filings show New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani is still earning royalties from his past career as a multilingual rapper.

You guys, why aren’t more people talking about Mandani rapping under the name “Young Cardamom”?

missed u

This is literally how I met most of my NYC friends 20 years ago. I don’t know how to do the tweets and skeets. Please

Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

dropping a new presidential memoir, THE AUDACITY OF POPE

bro they *threatened* the pope. wtaf

i hate this emoji £ what even is this

It has terrible vibes and posture

poster for the reading; the images have an Elizabethan vibe, featuring a tilted, full-cheeked sun & an eyebrow-cocked moon above a Ye Old English-type city. Between the sun and moon sits the text: Proxima Arcanum - Current Space - April 16th; music by Bloody Crying Twinks; words by Malik Thompson, KC Mead-Brewer, Dom Dickey, & Christopher Luis-Jorge; tarot by Soleil; vending by Andy Lowrie, The House Handcrafted, & Neon Hemlock

friends! enemies! if you're in Baltimore this Thursday night, come check out Proxima Arcanum's reading at The Current Space! it's a terrific venue w/ cool folks & great vibes

(fun fact: I'm one of the readers!)

Flying saint in black robe with all sorts of weird little guys pulling at him

when the posting gremlins got you but you’re tryna pass a background check

solidarity. I could have more followers but I refuse to post better.

I just cracked 6k today so I'm desperate to not hear the truth

The amount of times I've said "cube is good...fuck he's good" this weekend is astonishing.

You're going to kill it this season, I can tell. Love seeing how much you love Taskmaster!

Oh my gosh! Such a cutie!

Blocked for this? Bsky was built on these posts

normal people have gotten hold of one of my posts and now if I say anything about pope leo and his Diet of Worms they’re going to assume its the one from 1521

I nailed a note about it to the church door so you’d see it!

anyone who thinks the pope isn’t political really hasn’t been paying much attention for the last two thousand years

I don’t think hillary or kamala would have given universal healthcare to mexican citizens

you were right to say it

how come they don't sell cucumber-sized pickles? unserious ass country