Sometimes it seems like AI won’t give you a MAUX-ment‘s rest.

(Once again, I’ll show myself out.)

I’d rather not, thanks!

… and on roller skates!

Captain Cooter I won’t miss … but don’t go, Gooch!

I’m hoping it reaches No. 2 on the New York Times bestseller list. (I’ll show myself out.)

Not everyone needed to post it … just big, strong guys right out of central casting, with tears in their eyes.

This calls for a cucumber sandwich!

Sounds like the Big Murder lobby is fighting back.

I’d settle for the resurrection of Orange Julius. 😎

Miller building some Moana-mentum with that home run. (I’ll show myself out.)

What happened to Little Jesus was SAD!

#SquadGoals #OkayMaybeNotActually

@amandasmith.bsky.social He was clearly deep in thought about something else! 😂

I’d rather not, thanks! 😎

He phoned the president instead!

Maybe next year they’ll learn how to hold their booze …

You’re in luck … there’s an all-new episode of paint drying that’s airing tonight! 🎨

That’s likely a Sora spot for many people. (I’ll show myself out.)

If there was a Tootsie reboot and Dustin Hoffman wasn’t in it, would he be expected to give the new film his en-Dorsey-ment? (I’ll show myself out.)

You dare to liken Matt Vasgersian to the man who gave us Sussudio? Shame!

You should team up with Terry Cashman for a new tune: “Talkin’ Downfall.” 😎

There’s a separate category, though, for people who write a predictions column … but in a bold typeface.

Is your bathroom heavily fortified, or just tiny?

So much nuance to wade through!

Geez, I haven’t seen a reference that obscure since … oh, never mind.

Sorry I can’t make it (doing Canadian things up in Canada), but I’ll shout “Surrender Dorothy!” in the most supportive, non-troubling manner possible. 😎

I’m going to blame it on the rain …
I’ll show myself out.

One comedian whose name escapes me had a glorious joke: “When in Toronto, guests on Bumper Stumpers stay with a member of the crew.” 🤣

OMG, language!

No thanks!