I'm Fish Harrison, and THIS is my pond shop

how did this happen

in the latest incarnation of "please stop sending me surveys for everything" my gf has started receiving surveys from Gap every time my MOM shops there. THEY LIVE IN DIFFERENT COUNTRIES

Honestly valid. I don't think I would either.

Last I checked I don't think Red Cross workers could make their hands glow with holy light or have the angels flying behind them lmao, what a strange excuse

Holden Bloodfeast (R) Iowa - 118 years old - Please god just let us nuke Iran, nothing else matters, I'll do anything please I just want to see burning flesh one last time before I die - Respectable bipartisan

holden bloodfeast frothing at the mouth rn

to celebrate April Fools Day, Weezer released an unironically good song. crazy

I think I've invented a brand new discord april fools prank

bunger server sings creep YouTube video by exoplanetary

for those interested youtu.be/CDwOP1xdzUc

just sang creep karaoke in a toad impression with my friends and my throat feels DEAD

vibe is that guy from The New Flesh

Kirby shows up in The Legend of Zelda movie and talks like Peter Griffin

i shit you not i just saw no less than THREE CONSECUTIVE POSTS in my discover feed with the norman rockwell freedom of speech image and EVERY SINGLE ONE was colored differently

I feel like a book getting banned is usually a dead giveaway that it's worth reading

Holy SHIT Project Hail Mary was good

Fucked up to discover that Gorillaz ended their last album before a 7 year hiatus with the same stock yodel noise I had on a toy pickle as a kid

Really enjoying the Cold Winter Weather (it's 80 F) (send help)

Yeah, I'd rather have Polis than a GOP governor, but he really is somewhere between a corporate Dem and a Libertarian politically. I really hope our next gov is more economically progressive

The "Epstein Drive" might've sounded neat in 2011 but that name has a vastly different connotation these days lmao

Finally getting around to reading The Expanse and MAN they couldn't have unintentionally chosen a worse name to use for the fusion drive huh

i really like the taste of ramune so i really wish they served it in a bottle that didn't fucking detonate when you open it

Hallucination is a big problem that makes them unreliable but they can be great as a jumping off point especially if you just can't find the right phrase to Google. (Ofc whether the resource cost and content theft is worth those benefits is another discussion entirely)

Honestly agreed. I think a lot of that sentiment stems from them being shoved into a ton of places they don't belong (they're terrible at art because they're fundamentally non-creative!) but they're pretty solid at parsing natural language inputs and turning them into reasonable results

It's gonna be real ironic when they keep trying to deport Native Americans under Mullin

my gf had a dream about a violent elevator crash and I dreamed about puppies. how do I share my whimsy

Shoutout to my sister being like "I can't watch videos tonight I have to go to bed soon" and then she's watching YouTube shorts two hours later. She really is related to me

check out the generator here it goes crazy
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pokopia title but the text is the hate rant from i have no mouth and i must scream

joe biden with hair looks like miorine's dad without a beard

No pic of it sry. I noticed it right after my burger was ready so didn’t have time. Maybe next week